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Christmas Spirit

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:15:32 -0600

The chain of stores I work for has it's own organization. Each store keeps the money locally, currently we're raising money for the food bank. As a cashier I am to ask every customer if they'd like to make the $2 donation. They can also choose to put our money, we have our own money, into the drop box currently labelled "Food Bank."

A spinster comes to my cash this afternoon, she looked familiar negatively, but couldn't remember why. After I ask her she replies: "I certainly will not." "They can go out and get a job" to which I tell her that's fine I'm required to ask everyone. By then she starts talking to the couple in line behind her telling them that he should support her and his kids and that's it. He replied that "it's getting to be too much *looks at me* I know it's not your fault *laughs* "I guess you know my answer."

By now the spinster repeats that she wouldn't give the food bank any money, that they should get jobs, and breaks into partially formed rants "Do you see them? They have piercings. And tattoos." I forget what else, but her finale was: "They should just keep their legs closed and get a job."

I could have pointed out scenarios but that was my fourth customer outburst today and I still had 2 more hours to be shit on by unhappy people so I just got rid of her. I also did not ask the couple behind her and got rid of them as well.

Cashiers don't like asking. Most reply rudely, simply say "Yes" or "No Thank You" in a polite tone. Don't ask us to repeat ourself then cut us off after 3 words. Don't explain to us why you aren't, because we've already heard it and don't care. We also know when you're lying and that just makes you more annoying.

Hector

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:31:24 -0600

Where the F* have you been?

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What the effing crap?

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:43:34 -0500

Sit through it if you can, it's amusing

Conan's legs

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:23:48 -0500

They are long and I am envious.

Road Rage Compilation

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:06:33 -0500

After a road trip my roommate and I are throughly annoyed with all who walk and drive, because of this I told my roommate I'd make a mix, and in that match each song will contain the word "Fuck"

so far:
Closer - Nine in Nails
Y'all Want a single - Korn
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
Fuel - Metallica
Ty Cobb - Soundgarden
Digging The Grave - Faith No More
Bad Habit � Offspring
Wasted Youth Crew - Blood for Blood
The Lonely Island
Ben Folds Five
Fuck Her Gently- Tenacious D
Too Drunk Too Fuck � Dead Kennedys
Zombie zombie - Leatherettes
You Oughta Know- Alanis Morisette

Can you think of any?

Omair, that works exactly.

Movies made from comics

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:27:04 -0600

I should probably start watching them.

I have avoided such doings as I have not read the comics, except the the Spiderman incident, the audience turned on me. Anyway the two co workers I spent the majority of yesterday's shift with enjoy these such movies and I'm considering looking into them.

I'm going to go shower while 98% of you approve my showering choice.

Here

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0600

This is where I will communicate with you.

I love Bob Ross*

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 18:13:50 -0600

Lori reminded me of the other blog I wanted to do.

Yesterday afternoon I thought I'd turn on the tv and figure out what channels we have, while doing that I stumbled across an old The Joy Of Painting.

I used to watch it in high school on the weekend, if I wasn't working, and every time I thought the picture looked done he'd throw something on it and I thought for sure he'd ruined it, but he never did.

Ever watch the show?

* No affiliation with Jayrawz