http://www.threadless.com/ Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:17:52 -0500 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:16:23 -0600 Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:48:53 -0600 Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:15:03 -0600 Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:35:41 -0600 It grows with time,
You can't get rid of it.
And in the end it kills you.

Cornflakes are alot like life in general,
Good with whiskey.

Noone really likes caviar,
It's all just one big joke on rich people.

Pandas aren't innocent,
They're behind the scenes terrorists.

The truth is alot like a lie,
I lost interest in it,
fell asleep,
and flunked the test on it the next day.]]> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:01:13 -0600
Coffee+vodka=?

We'll soon find out...]]> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:41:54 -0600 11:22a.m.: feed and walk the demon
12:22p.m.: get home with multiple charges of manslaughter placed on my dog.
12:23p.m.: make sandwich
12:24p.m.: Fight off sandwich that has become possessed by the devil
12:25p.m.: make another sandwich
12:26p.m.: fight off sandwich that has become possessed by former President Reagan
12:27p.m.: give up on making sandwiches
12:35p.m. Fight ninjas
12:40p.m.: get call from president, save world
12:50p.m.: become super villain, again...
1:20p.m.: kill cancer
1:35p.m.: make ramen
3:08p.m.: finnish eating ramen (There will be ALOT)
3:09p.m.: Become cyborg
3:41-11:59p.m.: to be determined]]> Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:55:03 -0600 I took a photo of him, it turned out red and all that could be seen were his eyes and teeth, my camera no longer will upload onto the computer.... coincidence? Or proof?!?!?
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/scramking/IMG_2116.jpg?t=1200761801
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/scramking/IMG_2126.jpg?t=1200761874
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Anyway, show your support by sharing some of the secrets of how you are so awesome with me (And by this I mean, what tools do you use that don't cost money?)

right, thanks.]]> Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:34:07 -0600
Oh, my photoshop freetrial just ran out.... So it may take longer than I thought.... alas, there is no free editing software, just me an my scanner, pens, pencils, and disfigured fingers (from rock climbing, guitar, typing, getting hit with a mallet, you know: the usual).]]> Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:11:40 -0600 So anyway, I'm Kahn. There ya go, that's my name. Yea. Right, I'm making a sandwich and I'l be right back... later....

Yea, I'll start submitting designs as soon as I find the time to. But you will be dazzeled. Not like with the bedazzeler, that thing creeps me out. Another thing that creeps me out are sequences, you know, the little shinny things? Those things are w-ierd. And rhinestones. But that's off topic.

Wait, you might say, what is the topic? Why does he say it's off topic when he doesn't say what the topic is? Well, that's because I need coffee to live and not kill my neighbors in the morning.
Speaking of which, the first design is coffee robot, but that ain't up 'cause my computer is acting much like my ex. But that's besides the point.

You ever notice how turkey sandwiches are good, but turkies are ugly, ugly, ugly creatures? Now I don't want my sandwich. That's what Monty is for, the disposal of unwanted things. Like a fuzzy trashcan. Right.

Anyway, hope to submit good designs and slogans and stuff. 'Cause I kinda need money to buy food other than cereal... right. later.]]>