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Dear Mr. Andreas Mohacsy,

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:59:14 -0500

My lying eyes talk shit to me all the time about what things are. I know that the guy in your profile pic is at the computer, but whenever I see the little version, I always think it is a terrorist with a lunchtray in line at the terrorteria.

"COULD I GET SOME EXTRA POTATOES AU GRATIN? THANK YOU."

I like it very much.

Love,
Beth

would you all just check this right quick?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:47:14 -0500

OK, I don't know if it matters, but I'm using Firefox. And I was typing something into the Google search. And, you know how it drops down suggestions to finish your thought while you're typing? would you mind just typing this into your search thingie and telling me what its first suggestion is?

eli

I imagine it makes suggestions based on what people search for a lot with a given combination of letters (maybe also based on location?). If so, what I'm getting is pretty funny.

If you're not sure what I'm talking about, like, if I type in the search bar reeeeeally slowly, for "e" alone I get:

ebay
expedia
espn
easyjet
ebay uk
ebay.com
euro 2008
ebuddy
exchange rates
eastenders

for "el" I get:

elmo
elton brand
elc
ellen degeneres
el tiempo
electrolux
el pais
elvis presley
ellis island
elle

my e-mail is stupid

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:42:33 -0500

...or maybe it is the drinks, but so I wanted to say anyway before I forgot, so screw all y'all all the same if you give me the business, right?

right so I set that up great, I'm sure, but fine. go on then. har har.

BUT BUT anyway, it is neat, you two were right! I have only seen the water in the dark so far because we were awful late coming, but it is pretty good and also very big. and loud. and I kept saying WHAT'S THAT SMELL and he'd say it was the ocean and I'd say oh yeah I forgot but now I don't smell it, kind of like when the kids from the cities came down and smelled the cow poop that none of us could smell.

also, crabs are afraid of me I guess. I thought maybe I totally ruined this one crab's chance of gettin it on because he was all I'M RUNNIN and I was like I'M NOT HUNGRY I JUST WANNA LOOK AT YA but he was runnin. also there are so many stars here, like back home, and I have not felt like a homesickness in a long time and it is a little sad. also sand is HARD to walk on, and my shoes have a lot of sand and water now because sometimes close enough to see in the dark is too close for dry feet, I guess. but I stepped on no jellyfish. and that's all, and I'm going to bed, and I will be sorry later I'm sure but I just wanted to say it. so bye.

OK, I'm writing now, whatever.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:22:36 -0500

♥!!!

tornadoz? lol!

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:59:59 -0500

hahahaha who is in Northern VA? nice storm, huh? my power just flickered about 5 times!



/O.NEW.KLWX.TO.W.0014.080604T1842Z-080604T1930Z/

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED

TORNADO WARNING

NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BALTIMORE MD/WASHINGTON DC

242 PM EDT WED JUN 4 2008

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN STERLING VIRGINIA HAS ISSUED A

* TORNADO WARNING FOR...

  NORTHWESTERN FAIRFAX COUNTY IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA...

  NORTHEASTERN FAUQUIER COUNTY IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA...

  SOUTHEASTERN LOUDOUN COUNTY IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA...

  EXTREME NORTHWESTERN PRINCE WILLIAM COUNTY IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA...

* UNTIL 330 PM EDT

* AT 237 PM EDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A

  SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WITH STRONG ROTATION 8 MILES WEST OF ARCOLA...

  MOVING EAST AT 57 MPH.

* LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE...

  MIDDLEBURG...

  DULLES INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT...

  ASHBURN...

  HERNDON...

  COUNTRYSIDE...

IF YOU ARE NEAR THE PATH OF THIS STORM...TAKE COVER NOW! IF NO

UNDERGROUND SHELTER IS AVAILABLE MOVE TO AN INTERIOR ROOM ON THE

LOWEST FLOOR. MOBILE HOMES AND VEHICLES SHOULD BE ABANDONED FOR MORE

SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER. AVOID WINDOWS!

LAT...LON 3906 7739 3890 7738 3891 7773 3902 7775

TIME...MOT...LOC 1842Z 263DEG 49KT 3897 7760

GMS

Hey Neon!

Fri, 16 May 2008 16:54:37 -0500

Good morning!

Neon Samurai's hote Threadaversary

Mon, 12 May 2008 22:20:21 -0500

You go, party animal! CHUG CHUG CHUG!

whoa, we're moving!

Mon, 12 May 2008 14:29:02 -0500

omigoshomigoshomigosh, we were looking at apartments, and then we saw this really awesome one, and then it got leased! "Oh no," right?! But then, then, I kept asking the property manager all these questions, and she was like, "oh, yes, actually, we DO have more of that floor plan" and I was like, "oh good! oh wait...oooh, those are a little more expensive than that last one...I dunno, can we have it for that other price?" and she was like, "welllll...ok, sure". Whoa! Unexpected! Did I just negotiate a price?? I think I just negotiated a price!!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

UPDATE: They said our application went through fine and our tentative move-in date will be over Memorial Day weekend! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Move-in date still tentative because they're still running Tim's background check. Which is...like...yeah, I know they are just doing their job, but it's still privately hilarious.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: We signed the lease on Saturday, and spent the rest of the weekend packing, and my sinuses are now full of dust. Silver lining: I finally found all the pieces to our domino set, which I knocked behind the bookcase in the closet last summer.

I can't believe I'm going to the mall

Sat, 10 May 2008 19:12:35 -0500

...to hang out with my boyfriend's friends. They just called to say they'd meet us by the Cinnabon. This is like the chummy high school experience I secretly yearned for! bahahahaha, I can't believe I'm actually going to meet someone by the Cinnabon!!

I am totally getting my ears pierced while I'm there and my mom is going to Freak. Out. Whatever! It's my body!

lolz

wtf, my office building is angry

Mon, 05 May 2008 14:18:41 -0500

OK, so there is some kind of chemical leak on our floor...therefore, they are flooding the hallway with freon to save us from it? And there are firemen crawling around everywhere...and they told us to STAY INSIDE OUR OFFICE, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE WE TO LEAVE OUR SUITE UNTIL THIS INVESTIGATION IS CLOSED.

It's getting kinda cold in here.

OMG, OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL!! D :