sillybanana's Threadless Blog

Dear America,

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:55:12 -0500

in 3 days I will be on your soil.. I only have a few little requests.
Please please please can you keep the natural disasters to a minimum while I am there.I have seen enough movies on earthquakes and twisters to know those things are scary.

Also if i forget to tip your people please don't hate me.. I can't help it.. I'm Australian , I promise I will try to remember.

Yours sincerely
Kali xox

NOOOOooooo o o o! but I wanted pancakes :(

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:41:32 -0500

How did all those teeny tiny ants get into my maple syrup?
The lid was tightly closed but they still managed to get in, but not out again, I just poured a river of dead ants all over my pancake.
And it was the expensive imported from canada type maple syrup :(

ANTS!!!

Phantom Planet wants to give you $500

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:12:42 -0500

You knowPhantom Planet they had that song on that show about that county that is orange wih the rich kids...well anyway they are giving away $500 for a tshirt design and so far the entries are terrible
here So go dominate the competition because it's the threadless way.

Baby, I don't know...Why I love you so .

Sat, 10 May 2008 01:51:30 -0500

To my dear phone stalker..

Thu, 08 May 2008 22:25:52 -0500

5 times you have called me already today and each time you have just hung up. This is geting silly , you have been doing this for weeks now and still you are just hanging up , why not try something original like creepy breathing or hey, heres a thought, why not say hi, have a chat, tell me all about you.

But you see the main issue I have with you ringing me all the time is that I can't find the cordless phone, so i have to continuously stop what I am doing and go to the phone near the fridge and answer it only to be hung up on.
How much fun can it really be hearing me say "hello"?

Please take this into consideration.

Sincerely Kali

*I don't really think my phone stalker is a blogger....or Is IT!

What the FArk?!?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:22:33 -0500

This is on my television right now

I'm scared, wheres the remote?

Hey You!! yeah you...with the face! Get ya butt in here now!!!!

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:40:40 -0500

And go comment on and vote on this

thaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyynkkkkkkksss

And this... I can't believe it didnt drop

I said do it!!

Oh my god I'm such a bitch!

I really do love you guys :D

Oh No.. she did NOT do a cover of Alone!!!

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:25:46 -0500

Damn you celine ...why must people ruin songs?

/end venting

I've been getting a lot of migraines lately.

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:01:00 -0500

Like nearly one a week.
So I've been taking a lot of these..

And after a day of semi concious migraine and drug induced submission scoring I made this..

But i didnt submit it right away.
Then I get another migraine and do some more drug influenced submission scoring and I add a rant and submit it.

So thats the story of this sub...now go laugh and point fingers and stuff.

I am not advocating drug use...dont do it...hugs not drugs

You wanna get in my pants?

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:22:47 -0500

I dont think SO!

is anyone else in Australia so sick of this song they could hurt a man?

Why can't i stop singing it?