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The yin and yang of a conversation, we all like saying hello but noone likes goodbyes. Worthy for a tshirt? I'm wondering whether I should try making it look more like two speechbubbles or leave it as a yin-yang symbol...

opinions appreciated]]> Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:00:46 -0600




Could do with more loves at emptees too!]]> Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:02:28 -0600

Typophile Film Festival 5 Opening Titles from Brent Barson on Vimeo.]]> Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:23:39 -0500 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:02:19 -0500 Sun, 31 May 2009 09:12:03 -0500

Finally subbed and pending! Big thanks to Koen for agreeing to help me out with this, hope you guys like it.



Now up for love at emptees

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I love it too much :(

anyone else do that? or am I the only loser that stinks out his fave tees?

*update*

I took it off so Autumn chameleons can get some love]]> Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:51:31 -0500 To join the slogan shoguns visit rossmat's blog, and simply sign up! Its that simple, and its a great way of getting your slogans seen and promoted!

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I avoided printed designs because there's no point pimping them, I'd rather get you guys more prints! And remember these are just my own personal favourites from each blogger, feel free to compile a list of your own!]]> Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:01:04 -0600 Guess the Score competition for your sub The Hall of Cliché Super Heroes, and even better to receive the prize through the post this morning! I'd completely forgotten about it until today and was stoked to get a little package all the way from Portland!



I've included pictures for all those who are wondering what I won. In the envelope was a signed copy of Joshua's award-winning comic book 'Numb', signed on the inside page, complete with a promotional certificate.









So thanks alot Josh! I'm grateful for the gift, and I've made sure to buy an issue of your latest publication 'Three Degrees' aswell to try and help fund your work a little lol :)


]]> Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:26:04 -0600 Simpletinrobot's OSC Pimp Dibs Blog and was inspired to build the awesome slogan machine I have called the 'rb4002'. It is made up of two components, the first being rbthatcher and the second being the brilliant jess4002.

They have both been hard at work, each with their own 365 slogan blogs, churning out all sorts of wittily nutricious slogan-snacks and out of all of the yumminess I picked out these two printable delights:

Reed's Will work for cardboard and markers.
and
Jess's My Mission In Life Involves Stunts, Chases And Explosions.

Now all you need to do is to vote for them and keep the rb4002's cogs turning! Then hopefully we'll get prints out of them!

Please feel free to visit their 365 slogan blogs and leave a comment or two!
rbthatcher's 365 blog
jess4002's 365 blog



PIMPED!
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