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Oh, Trent.]]> Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:09:31 -0600 My SweetPee is a female urination apparatus that allows women to stand while urinating.

I'll take twenty!]]> Wed, 12 Dec 2007 22:07:06 -0600 and my Secret Santa package. Today I opened it and nearly wept with joy. Behold the awesomeness of plastic taxi cab?'s gift-giving:


(Eliot is quite interested in the brown paper...)


(...Whereas Windy prefers the note paper.)


(Woohoo! A shoebox!)


(Better when warmed!)


(Holy crap, how cool is that?!)

Thank you so much, Nicholas!]]> Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:41:51 -0600 Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:53:53 -0500 Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:49:18 -0600


So thanks, Threadless, for making my day not totally sucky.]]> Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:05:09 -0600

As you can see, I received my Valentine gift. I got a sweet card, citrus-y lotion and soap, various food items, a wallet (I've honestly been looking for a new wallet for months now), funny little erasers, a candle, and an orange (yay!) candle holder. Mr. Pistachio Nut, you really are quite the Cupid. I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

I mean, thanks for the awesomely thoughtful package!]]> Sat, 16 Sep 2006 19:56:20 -0500
I work at an animal hospital, and for the past few months a stray kitten named Sox has been staying with us. I brought her home with me a few times to play with my kitty, but I didn't want to keep Sox. (She's the black and white cat in the picture below.)



A couple of weeks ago, I walked into work and there was a note on Sox's cage: "I have a new home now. Alice Cooper is my new daddy." I immediately thought, "OH MY GOD, ALICE COOPER!" But I didn't think he was really the new owner of this kitten, so I forgot about it. (I mean, it's possible there's another guy named Alice Cooper... right?)

Well, earlier I was at a staff party and found out that the Alice Cooper is taking this kitten. The daughter of one of the receptionists somehow knows him and is coming to pick up Sox at the end of the month for him. We're going to try to get Alice to take a picture of himself with Sox.

Oh man, I know Alice Cooper's cat!]]> Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:53:49 -0500
Well, it is. So thanks for the points, stranger.]]> Mon, 14 Aug 2006 20:48:16 -0500
So thank ye!]]>