http://www.threadless.com/ Fri, 01 Jun 2012 21:49:31 -0500 Mon, 04 Jun 2007 19:32:34 -0500 Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy to pick up...

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along -
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
already been picked.

Now Men...

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to
stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to
have dinner with.]]>