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What are those TV shows/ movies you hate to love?

Right now, I'm addicted to Ghost Adventures on the Travel Channel 'cause I'm a nerd.

I am also a fan of lame children's shows such as Drake and Josh and the Fairly Oddparents.


Whatda 'bout chu?]]> Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:05:39 -0600
Like, how you were physically able to contort you face into that expression?

Comm'on, lemme see 'em...



Like seriously, how does this happen?
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I like baseball hats, and trucker hats, but I can't find any good places online.



'Cause I'm lazy and my head is kinda naked.]]> Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:31:56 -0600

So, during the club fair, my friends signed me up for the Tolkien society, and I just received this e-mail and it made me laugh

"This Friday in Tolkien, I'll be doing a presentation on Tom Bombadil, examining his mysterious nature and also presenting the argument that he is, indeed, the Witch-King (seriously!)."


Made me giggle]]> Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:09:08 -0600

If one were to give oneself a tonsillectomy, how would one go about such a task?

Or, possibly an easier route, how does one chop off the part of the neck/throat in which the tonsils are located and then reattach the noggin?

I think I have strep again and it makes me want to have someone to hold my hand and make sure there's water in the fridge...but my roommates won't come near me for fear of the contagion.

Oh dear.

Help, please.]]> Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:56:17 -0600

IT IS ALL THE TIME FOR US TO PARTY


LET IT BE KNOW THAT SUCKERS CAN'T DANCE FOR NOTHIBG SAUCEY


LEMON SAUCEY

LEMON SAUCEY

LEOME SAUCEY

LOVE LIFE LIKES ITS A DREAM IT'S ALL GONNA GO SOMETIMES]]> Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:04:38 -0600
I am down to Riley and Ayden

**EDIT**

Hi.

I got a new car.

She is a Jetta.

She has no name.

Throw me some names and if I choose yours, I'll send you something pretty in the mail!



I really like Ayden, but my friend says that's lame...

My past cars were Geniveve and Amy Fuck Face, but I really liked Geniveve.



Sorry for the horrible picture
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I'm still lonely!

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I had a HORRIBLE weekend last week and this weekend, it all fixed itself.

The weirest part- a new country song came out about 2 weeks ago. One of the lines is, "Sarah's old car is about to fall apart".

And last weekend, it did.

Weird.]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2009 08:33:15 -0600
Is there a comma limit somewhere?

She couldn't bring to mind all of them now, but there were so many times she loved her laugh, like when, after a 14 hour day at work, she and the girls would pile into a beat up '91 Chevy Blazer, reeking of weed, Cheetos and simplicity, and they would just drive until they found something good to do, like the market or the river where they raised themselves, or like the time she and those very same girls shared a hotel room in order to help out for work up North and they almost got kicked out for too many giggles and a game of water tag in the lobby in which, apparently, "very important" people happened to be conversing, or even the time when her favorite high school bands reunited, just for kids like her, kids who were losing their way as they attempted to dance the way home, but she never made it because of some kid, a kid just like her, plowed into the back of her car, and though her car was totaled and though she had a concussion and though the police officer had accused her of drunk driving because of the hazelnut coffee that covered her hair and windshield and innocence or the time when her grandmother died: a two hour car ride with a cousin and a roommate to meet the family for a funeral that went horribly awry when the boat they were supposed to sprinkle her ashes off of never made it to the dock so the day entailed throwing grandma off the dock and then heading to Applebees for sliders and beer and reassuring glances: reassurance for their family, their faith, and their futures.


PLEASE DO NOT JUDGE ME ON THE HORRIBLEITY OF THIS...OR THE FACT THAT I JUST MADE UP A WORD.

My class is going to use me as a sacrifice...]]>