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(And when the shirt is released expect another LDHF)
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7/24: Music is for treblemakers.
7/25: Do you know what shocks me? Electricity.
8/1: Counting. It's as easy as 1, 3, 7.
8/2: Google is searching for me.
8/17: Sleeping is the easiest way to time travel.
8/27: Mimes give me the silent treatment.
8/31: Today in History: Something in the past happened.
9/1: My bed and I are sleeping together.
9/5: I don't talk to myself, I talk to my clone.
9/6: In the future, I'll be old.
9/7: I found my calling in a phone booth.
9/15: A tree asked me a question. I was stumped.
9/19: Spread Joy, Love, and Butter.


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I occasionally write slogans and this is where I will share them with you, or something. I'm not sure how often I will write them, but when I do, I will post them in this blog and you will see the blog and perhaps take a look at the slogan. When you look at the slogan (I have old ones too, yay) you may or may not vote on it, but if you do, something magical will happen (unicorns).

I am not promoting myself, I don't believe in it....

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Frosting is usually the icing on the cake.


"Stop using telepathy," you thought.


After years of searching, Waldo found himself.


If you're feeling blue, you might be a Smurf.


Fight the power, turn off your electricity.


Curiosity killed my cat and I want revenge.


I will defeat you in a choreographed fight scene.


Gogh Gogh gadget paintbrush.


Oceans wave at you.


I found Waldo with Ctrl+F.


When you need a date, grab a calendar.


Twitter keeps following me.


If we draw straws, I'm using a pencil.


Being immortal is getting really old.


Lincoln shoots and four scores!


Chute, I forgot my ladder.


In an alternate dimension, I just saved your life


Hitchhikers gave me two thumbs up.


I know a lot. I park my car there.




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