http://www.threadless.com/ Sat, 02 Jun 2012 04:44:10 -0500 Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:36:54 -0600 rejected subs...."Old Chicks Love Cats".
This is the original design:


On the new sub, I have done the Old Chick. Ginette, fittingly, will be doing the kitties in the sub.

Here is what I gone an' dun! We will update this as it goes along:
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I am writing this blog today to tell you who I support for President. I am sure many of you have been wondering who ol' Gramps is voting for and will most likely follow my lead and vote for whoever I endorse. So, I am ready to make my official announcement.

I will be voting for that young man, John McCain in 2008

You may be asking "But why, grandpa? why?!" Welp, I've been milling over it for a while now and here is why I support McCain.

•Experience•
I read he has more experience a few times. They haven't really gotten into what that means, but it sounds good, so Grandpa approves. Sure you might be saying to yourself, "But Grandpa! McCain picked Palin who has virtually no experience so that basically throws his experience card away". You may be right, but I don't worry about that. Mr. McCain is a young man who doesn't need to worry about anything happening to him. He's only 72 years old. A young whippersnapper compared to me. Granted I've had 3 strokes, battled prostate cancer, broke my hip and am going deaf....but none of that happened till I was 73! Nothing to worry about with Palin, she's not THAT close to being president.

•Palin is a MILF•
When it comes to politics, having a trophy wife is an important asset. Mr. McCain has taken this one step further. Not only did he divorce his disfigured wife after he got back from Vietnam for a hotter, richer wife, but he threw caution to the wind and gave America their first shot at a hot trophy VP! Sure Mondale attempted this before, but that lady he picked wasn't a certified hottie! McCain is a smart man and picked a chick who is younger and makes him look better. I do the same thing. I'm always trying to put the moves on college girls so I can have me some hot arm candy. Normally it fails and I have to pay escorts to be seen with me. I commend McCain for taking this ideal to the political ring.

•Is a Negro ready to lead?•
I remember the old days when Negros had to sit at the back of the bus, drank out of different drinking fountains, and weren't allowed to have good jobs or be equal just because of the color of their skin. Well, I know a lot has changed, but is a Negro ready to lead? I mean, I know they are good performers, but when we are facing an economic crisis like we are currently, I don't think some song and dance number is going to solve much. Mr. McCain agrees with me on this issue I am quite sure. Infact, he was against recognizing Martin Luther King Jr day in Arizona, even! So, he is with me on this issue for sure.

•I like to relate to my President•
I like the idea that Mr. McCain and I are alike. He can't use a computer, and I can only barely use a computer. He has had skin cancer and I have had prostate cancer. He has fought in Vietnam, I have fought in World War II. He takes his teeth out at night, I take my teeth out at night! He shits himself sometimes. I shit myself daily!
I don't have any idea what Barrock Sadam Hussain Obama is talking about when he mentions text messages, his gangster rapper friends like Will Smith and Ludacris, iPods, all that non-sense that clearly nobody even has heard of but him...

and finally

•I'm senile•
It's the only explanation for any of this.]]> Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:34:54 -0500 We can do it one of many ways, I can describe to you how I'm trying to get my old man weiner up for several minutes while we chat. Or I can get on my webcam and show you all my sexy age spots that normally, only the lucky ladies at the old folk's home are lucky enough to see.

I won "least wrinkled old man balls" at the Senior Sex Conference last year in Boca Raton, FL. I am actually considering using Just For Men on my pubes to give my crotch an even younger appearance.]]> Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:59:31 -0500
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the one to the left I called "baby" because it hurt so bad everytime I had a B.M. that it felt like I was having a baby. :)

I've really become a big fan of scrapbooking. I make scrapbooks for my grandkids to remember ol' Tastey Gramps once he bites the dust. I put fun momments of my elderly life into it so they can remember the one lesson I have for children: DON'T GET OLD!
That's right...my most recent scrapbook I did had fun momments including:

•Pictures of me in an ambulance after breaking my hip.
•A picture of my swollen hemroidal ass (see above).
•A full 4 pages of obituary postings of all my friends who have died in the last year.
•Pictures of what goes on in my room when we get bored at the Old Folks Home (see pictures at www.lemonparty.org
•Pictures of me being creepy in a bar trying to pick up young drunk girls who don't know any better..]]> Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:13:30 -0500

should be up soon!!!!]]> Tue, 13 Feb 2007 22:32:23 -0600 I really can't stand my doctor and he doesn't like me since I hit him in the head with my cane last time I visited him. I'd rather not go in to have this looked at, so I think I'm going to wait a few days and see if I keep having blood coming from my asshole.

The only way I will go is if one of the cute nurses stops being a little prude and lets me touch her like the whore she really is. Grandpa likes those cute nurses!]]> Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:17:04 -0600
Remember we are drawing an Elephant smoking a Hookah with pink smoke elephants flying around above him.

maybe one of us should do the real elephant, and the other should do the smoke ones so they have different looks.

Let me know what you think, my gay asian assistant boy. Infact, I'm going to start calling you Annyong. Ok, Annyong?]]> Mon, 05 Feb 2007 14:06:26 -0600 TRUTH About Glennz last summer and I see you smart folks in Chicago are up to your same tricks again.
Don't think you can pull a fast one on Ol' Grandpa.
Clearly "Christopher Buchholz" is not a real person. He is another invented character created by Threadless to save themselves some prize money. Listen, I don't blame you guys! Just admit it!!!

The similarities between the made up "Glennz" account and this are amazing. I will now expose this "Cbuchholz".

1. Just like "Glennz", "Cbuchholz" has no link to a website so we can see his other work.
2. Just like "Glennz", "Cbuchholz" is a bit of a mysterious man, rarely blogging and not having a lot of personal information on his profile.
3. Just like "Glennz", his name ends in a "z". I mean really....who's names actually end in a Z?!
4. When pronounced outloud "cbuchholz" sounds like Chub-Butch-Holtz" which is Arabic for "Lying White Man"


We're on to you Threadless!!!]]> Mon, 29 Jan 2007 13:45:05 -0600 ]]>