jpiatt's Threadless Blog

Hey font nerds!

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:38:11 -0500

I am reworking a design right now for someone and they use the font "Tarzana", narrow, narrow bold, and narrow italic.
I can't find it anywhere and of course they don't have it...

If anyone has it that would be super awesome!!!! I'll bake you cookies and send them to you in the mail.

Car wrecks suck...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:57:52 -0500

So...a few hours ago, as I was driving home from work at like 5pm, my car was smashed into from behind while I was completely stopped on a highway. The traffic had come to a stand still and the guy behind me apparently wasn't paying attention at all and hit me going about 40 mph as I was completely stopped. I then smashed into the car infront of me too...a 2009 Hyundai Santa Fe. The lady infront of me had just got her car on Tuesday.
My car's front end is all smashed in and the hood was bent the hell up cause my car slid under the SUV infront of me. I drive a little Ford Escort. Well, I DID. It's most likely totaled. I'll find out tomorrow. Atleast I didn't die I guess :D

I got a PS3 Last Week

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:09:13 -0500

this is my first blog that I've written with a controller

How to make neon green poop...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:28:34 -0500

Drink this:

...I've done the research.

I just signed up for Netflix...hit me up w/ good movies

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:15:11 -0500

the title says it all

My Slightly Embarrassing Blog Where I'm Gushing About a Girl

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:03:15 -0500

kno' wut I'm say'n!

Any good web designers out there that can do carts and all that fun stuff?

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:53:56 -0500

If so...the company I work for might be looking for you!
Let me know if you're down. Email me at jeremyminneapolis AT gmail DOT com. Thankz! Show me atleast one site you've done with some e-commerce action going on in it.

Anyone ever had to call a locksmith to open your car?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:06:12 -0500

I'm an idiot and locked my keys in my car as I got out of it today after coming back from work.
Just curious how much you paid...I think I just got totally scammed.
I made a stupid mistake of not asking how much it would be before he opened it and it ended up being $125. I have a car with no alarm, and he literally spent less than a minute opening it....wtf.

I mean, I understand they are running a business and everything, but...$125 for less than 15 mins of work including the drivetime? Come on...breaking my window would have almost been cheaper.

Also, when I went to write the check he told me to make it out directly to him, not to the company. I might have to call them tomorrow and see what their policy on that is...seems a bit shady.

Dinner is served.

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:14:37 -0500

So...I had an interesting morning. I can't even make this up...

I was really drunk last night. I was at a karaoke bar rockin the tunes with the kidz! Came home, and apparantly I decided that making a pizza sounded like a good idea.

Well, it was such a good idea that I obviously didn't even care about eating it right after I put it in. I woke up to my smoke alarms in my apartment all going batshit Just loud as hell! My entire place was a cloud of smoke. I was still obvioulsy drunk, and very very confused. Not the ideal situation to be in.
So I opened all the windows up, turned off the oven, and the god damn alarms still wouldn't go off. So, I see they have an area for batteries. I think OK! I'll take out the batteries. ...great idea huh? Well, they are hardwired too I guess. The god damn things still wouldn't go off!
So, quick thinking as I'm wasted and thinking about how my neighbors probably hate me....I grab a fan and turn on my over head fan! I pointed the fan at them all till they went off. After the panic eased away, I checked my watch. "5:30" it read. I think my alarms had been going off for a while....my neighbors might actually want to murder me.

Here's the Pizza:

Proof that I'm a Nerd

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:13:18 -0500

I just spent $171 on karaoke CDs and I'm not even embarrassed to admit it. That's how you know you're a nerd. Not only when you own your own karaoke CDs, but when you openly admit it to people. I now own over 100 karaoke CDs...yes folks, I'm officially the biggest loser in all of America. I'm sure that people in Japan are probably bigger losers than me, but I might just take the crown for the USA.

I guess you could say I have a little Asian in me.

...and his name is Nate.