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Guys Shirts:

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Loch Ness Imposter/S

Girly Shirts:

Landline Strikes Back/M
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Predicament/L
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So there you go!]]> Mon, 26 Jun 2006 15:41:28 -0500 Wed, 07 Jun 2006 22:36:54 -0500 Tue, 06 Jun 2006 21:02:37 -0500 Tue, 23 May 2006 14:35:12 -0500 A few personal favorites:

" The airplane was first invented and flown by the Marx brothers."

"Hitler, who had become depressed for some reason, crawled under Berlin. Here he had his wife Evita put to sleep, and then shot himslef in the bonker."

"Rasputin was born a pheasant, which was visible in his looks."

" Mesapatamia was squigged in a valley near the eucaliptus river. Flooding was erotic."

"Yorktown was the site of Robert E. lee's greatest victory. Washington defeated the allies at Gettysburg."

"Hitler's instrumentality of terror was the gespacho."

" The Vikings, of course, had already sailed as far as Colorado, where several of their campsights can still be visited today."

" The perishing gulf war began when Satan Husane invaded Kiwi and Sandy Arabia. This was an act of premedication."

"Life reeked with joy."

"Roman upperclassmen demanded to be known as Patricia. Senators wore purple tubas as a sign of respect. Around the 120s B.C. the gretzky brothers failed to stop these and other injustices."

"The Boston tea party was held at pearl Harbor."

" The major cause of the Civil War was when slavery spread its ugly testicles across the west."

" Pope Clementine was clueless."

"The three gods were "Good", "Bad", and "Indifferent." These beliefs later resurfaced among the manatees."

And, finally, a few facts on the plague:

* it was spread from port to port by inflected rats
*it was then passed around by midgets
*victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks
*Death rates exceeded 100% in some towns

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