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"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The White Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both White Sox fans, so I'm a White Sox fan, too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron, too?"
"No, that would make me a Cubs fan!"

GO PHILLIES]]> Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:10:57 -0500 LET'S SEE THOSE PEARLY WHITES!














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That wins the award for most confusing text message ever. I actually thought it was from Amy or her sister at first since it mentioned meth.]]> Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:41:40 -0500 Unfuckingbelievable! What's next?!]]> Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:54:59 -0500

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If you don't post in the blog you don't get a point.

If you post multiple times you get one point for the first post, plus one point for every subsequent prime number post relative to the moon's position around the earth.

If you don't post multiple times, you lose points based on the number of times other posts reference your lack of posting.

If you post multiple times, but then you die, your points will be given to the next lowest posting person below you based on the current temperature in Norway.

If you don't post right away, but then decide at a later date that you might want to post, then you can trade in your pogs for a Magic: The Gathering card of your choice.

If you're unhappy with your Magic card, you can trade with someone else, but only if the other person's strength is at least 18/01 and they don't have a dexterity penalty from wearing heavy armor.

In the event that Bhalzathar attacks and your party is scattered into multiple realms, use Fjorg's Calling to reunite your party. However, by doing so, your points are reset to zero and you forfeit all your pogs.

If Bhalzathar is destroyed, you get an extra five points, plus three times your constitution for the next ten rounds.

In case of fire, please move in an orderly fashion to the nearest emergency exit, handing your Pokeballs to the security guard on the way out.

If you decide to extinguish the fire by using Squirtle, then your points will be divided equally among your party members, your Magic card will be enhanced, and all pogs will be lost.

If Squirtle tries to kill Bhalzathar, you may roll 3d12 for a chance at Snorlax coming to the rescue. However, this will increase your dexterity penalty and you will earn negative points for the next five rounds.

The winner will be determined by Bhalzathar's hot, peace-loving daughter, Yzzxithegra.

GO!

OFFICIAL D&D DICE ROLLER

Current Standings and Status
againstbound: Uncontrollably smiling
avalanche_lily: 71
Chipmnk: Amused by salt
DaddyDom: Lost his penis
demifedur: 124
downtownregis: Adds +18 to Princess Power
iPear: Temporarily caucasian
ir0cko: Disqualified for shaving mustache
graphite77: Thinks Rolf is totally cute
jet approves: Eating soup
kayceislost: 194
Kookaberry: 117
lemonalle: 95 and temporary strength increase
marblecargirl: 85%
margolove: Dead
martiandrivein: Thinks Leslie is even cuter
Neon Samurai: Chasing koalas
noodlezoop: Sunbathing in another dimension
ofthecoast: Reading rainbows
outline: 98 and making the boys swoon
parasitemite: 63
radiostaticstar: 79
rambunkcious: 101
shirtflirt: Meditating
smitten kitten: 115
sonmi: Making sandwiches for the masses
squatterjohn: adds +7 to his kangaroo defense
Steve The Great: Cuddling with a puppy
stubby43: 82
tesco: 104
the golden spatula: Baking cookies
Torakamikaze: Showing off Boglo's decapitated corpse
tracerbullet: Touchdown!
trindli: Hungover
WarDrobeInSpareOom: 122
whisper in water: Still really Canadian
xnarx: In a state of confusion

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UPDATE 8-26-08: Who pointed me at 5:31pm? Thank you!]]> Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:02:16 -0500 ]]>