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Note: to receive credit, you actually have to be the person who did it.]]> Fri, 29 Oct 2010 14:01:04 -0500
Check out some of them. I don't care which ones, there are a ton. Vote on the ones you like. Hell, vote on the ones you hate - if some of them go down enough it'll just give me better cause to delete more.

I'm shameless, look at my stuff!

Just don't make me dance.]]> Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:24:07 -0500


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(How could I resist?)





And finally,



for a friend of mine who has no Threadless shirts (oh, the humanity) and we're all getting tired of her ruining game nights with her blatant non-conformity.]]> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:58:08 -0600


Because that's the only one I don't recognize. And it's bugging me.]]> Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:03:45 -0600
Every page allows 50 posts, and the position of each post on any given pages correlates to its value for the game (i.e.: first post on a page is worth 1, last post on a page is worth 50). The first person to reach a cumulative score of exactly 100 wins my next set of STPs, to be paid out assumably within the next few weeks.

Now. Listen.

Every time you post in this blog you impact your score. You cannot leave out posts that you've made when calculating your current score. If you go over 100, subtract 100 from your total to get your current working score. This means that a total of 101 is equivalent to a current score of 1, and a total of 150 is equivalent to a current score of 50, etc.

When you think you have won: submit a post expressing that you believe you have won, ENTIRELY IN BOLD. This one bold post is special. It does two things:
1. Doesn't count toward your score.
2. Eliminates you from the competition, making any future posts uncountable for the purpose of the game (so you can't accidentally lose after you demand a check).

This is where I swoop in and add up the values of every post you've made in this blog up until, but not including, that one bold post of yours. So if you're right, you win. If you're wrong, you don't get another chance.

THINGS YOU WILL DEFINITELY WANT TO KEEP IN MIND:
1. Keep track of your own score. I sure as hell won't be. I just swoop in to occasionally to verify stuff. Also, I doubt you can win without doing that.
2. Put your request post for a victory count in bold. If it is not in bold, I will ignore you and that post will be considered a calculable component of your score. Since I won't be doing a count if you mess it up, you're free to keep playing.
3. No spamming. All posts must be distinct, complete sentences made up of more than one real word.

So, was all that reading worth a potential 3 dollars? Well, hey, hopefully it'll be fun, too. And on an unrelated note, I'm thirsty.]]> Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:45:47 -0600
And it couldn't be any more fitting than to have the man who started it all, Rolf, printed alongside me. Congrats, buddy.

What else can I say? I don't know! Thanks for all the kind votes.]]> Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:05:49 -0600 Not a day goes by that I don't think about your tender, loving embrace...

If you have tried to e-mail me recently other than the single one I replied to, I am sorry, but my gmail account seems to have turned into a void of poop. You may try contacting me at the exact same address but with a hotmail.com domain.

If you have not tried to e-mail me, you are scum. But also, and more importantly, you don't have to try contacting me elsewhere.

If you are not Sonmi or DFD and you are reading this: Hi! How are you? That's great. Well, I have to go now, so get out of my blog. Oh, don't cry. Please stop crying. Fine, you can stay, but don't touch anything. I already regret this.]]> Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:53:32 -0600 Itchy and Scratchy Threadless money.

Blogs are made up of comment sandwiches. A comment sandwich consists of three parts: upper bread, delicious middle, and lower bread. To win, you have to exclusively be both the upper and lower bread of a three-part sandwich -- that is, you have to "surround" someone else's comment with two of yours. And, obviously, you have to be the first person in this blog to do so.

That's not all. I don't like it when my sandwiches touch, so one of your sandwich attempts cannot be adjacent to another of your attempts. If your top bread or bottom bread comment is adjacent to another one of your posts, your sandwich is null and void. This means that if you make a winning sandwich and then post directly after it, your sandwich will suddenly be made of lose.

All bread slices must be distinct, unique posts, made up of at least one coherent sentence.

That's it. Make the best damn sandwich.]]> Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:24:58 -0600 Update: Threadless staff sacked him. High fives all around.

Looks like we've got a new one in town since...well, I can't remember his name. But it was like two years ago.

http://www.threadless.com/profile/834261/jreeb/slogans

There are a few of mine in there (multiple times, heh), and I can match most of the others to some of you. Is every single one stolen? More details at 11.]]>