http://www.threadless.com/ Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:39:03 -0500 Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:12:45 -0500
I just want to thank all the members that selflessly plugged this particular slogan of mine all over the blog forum until it was finally printed. I like to think that Threadless eventually chose to print it because of all your support (but then I guess who really knows if they ever even noticed).

And a year and a half later...

The new revamped design looks beautiful. Thanks to all who wanted a reprint and finally got it!]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:15:43 -0500 now before they run out. First person to post three consecutive, coherent, distinct messages in this blog wins.

Pay attention to the "coherent" adjective. They better have real words and make sense.

Go.]]> Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:34:51 -0500
If this is true, I may be purchasing goods and/or services. Preferably goods. Solve the following riddle and get my next set of points (which may or may not be this week, fyi).

[riddle removed]

Also good luck to people who think they can google the answer out of this, since I just made it up.]]> Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:59:22 -0500
Come on, who's my magic money knight?

(The term "knight" is not gender exclusive. Women can be knights, too, as long as their boobs are tiny. You know how suits of armor can be.)]]> Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:50:41 -0500
I just want to thank everybody for this printing and reprinting. Everybody in the entire world. Because I can.

Besides, who doesn't like being thanked?

Exactly.]]> Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:55:34 -0500 probably buying some shirts within the next week, but I might not. So the winner definitely will get my next set of STPs, I just can't guarantee when that'll be. If you don't like the idea of mystery-date STPs then you're just being a silly goose.

This is how the game works:

The person to get the 100th comment (bottom of 2nd page) becomes the first wildcard. To win this game, you have to post something directly after the wildcard's next post. Not after their 100th comment post, their next post. The wildcard can win the game themselves if their next two posts are back-to-back.

If the wildcard doesn't post anything at all for the next 100 comments, and so nobody can win yet, and maybe the wildcard died from a heart attack at his/her computer upon being declared so very wild...the person with the 200th comment becomes the new wildcard and we keep going like this every 100 comments until someone wins.

All posts have to be unique and made of real words. No spamming, no string of random letters, no single-letter comments, etc. Don't be a dink. If the winning person's post is a bunch of crap or a spammed duplicate post, we ignore it and keep going.

You probably want to stop reading now, which is good, because I want to stop writing.]]> Wed, 04 Jul 2007 22:13:40 -0500 Brad the Game

This is the most expansive, elaborate and hilarious "choose your own adventure" game I've ever played. You may have played it yourself as I did many years ago. In that case, if your memory is decent, you can snag some quick STPs.

You get scores when you "win" or die. I know what the highest score attainable is and I know how to get it. The first person to get that score gets the STPs, and all you have to do is post the score and link to the page in the game where that score is displayed.

Now, I'll be making my purchase soon before A Dark Night sells out. If no one has found the Premium Path (TM) by the time I have to make my purchase, the person with the highest posted score will get them. So even if you don't think you've found the best possible path, post your score and link to the page anyway, and you might still win (assuming you've skimmed through the blog and know the score you just got is currently the highest, otherwise there's no point in posting it).

If you don't have a link, you don't get credit for the points.

Now go. Help Brad. Win STPs.]]> Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:13:43 -0500
So in the meantime, let's concern ourselves with the externalization of the senses and its subsequent effect on man's psychological composite.

Or...beans.







There are definitely too many types of beans.]]> Thu, 15 Mar 2007 21:49:08 -0500




Post more if you've got 'em.

And if you don't have any, have a seat and some Cadbury Mini Eggs, because they are like little drops of chocolate sex.

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Why, threadless.

Why.]]>