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Michael Phelps and the Amazing Blumpkin

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:20:32 -0500

This is an amazing story

A very good friend of mine, his friend was in Athens for the 2004 Olympics as a gymnastics alternate. During the course of the year she acquired a huge crush on Michael Phelps, but due to both of their busy schedules never got time to act on her feelings. The day before the games, she saw him duck into a bathroom, and decided it was the right time to make here move. She went into the bathroom and while Phelps was taking a dump said, "Michael hi, My name is blah blah and I have a huge crush on you. I know we both have no free time, and I would love to hook up with you." Phelps replied, "Sweetheart, I'm a very busy guy. We can hook up if you go down on my right now." Which she proceeded to do.

Michael Phelps got a Blumpkin then went on to win 3 gold medals the next day

The moral of the story?
If you want an Olympic gold medal, go get yourself a Blumpkin

How I spent half my summer (Plus a pic of my beard)

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:21:10 -0500

So for those who don't know, I spend my summers as a camp counselor in Wisconsin. Half this summer I worked in CNOC, which is where the kids learn their hard skills for trips (Tents, knife safety, stove safety, fire building, etc). I felt this picture really captured those 4 weeks. Also I have been letting my beard grow the entire time I've been here, so here's a pic of that.

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Threadlessers Stumblings

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:13:35 -0500

I stumbled on Mr. Mike Mitchell's (aka StickyMike) website just now. It's pretty sick, would recommend it to anyone who hasn't been there yet

Mike Mike Mike

Summer (home)work

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:51:00 -0500

Uuughhhhhhh....

Part of this job is that I have to write a letter to all of my campers parents 4 times in the summer. I have 8 letters that I have to write, I've already finished 5, got 3 left. They were due this morning and my boss keeps getting on my ass about it.

I can't get away from writing assignments anywhere!

Hi! How's everyone doing?

There will come soft rains

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:14:53 -0500

There Will Come Soft Rains from Peter Cotter on Vimeo.

My Beard

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:33:17 -0500

is starting to get out of control. I have made a pact with myself that while I'm at camp, I will in no way hinder the growth of my facial hair. I'm curious what I am capable of. I will also probably buy some wax and curl my mustache, if it gets long enough.

I am very excited for this.

Technology Help! Please???

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:51:13 -0500

So I just got a brand new SimpleTech SignatureMini portable hardrive. I got it to put all of my music on. I tried to put a music file on the hardrive and got this message "The item could not be moved because "SignatureMini" cannot be modified". It won't let put any files onto the hardrive.

Does anyone have any idea what I can do??

Does that make sense?

Print!

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:35:28 -0500

I would really enjoy owning a print of this, that's all I'm saying

Well, it's that time of the year again.

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:55:23 -0500

Off to el campo for the summer. Another summer of playing with kids all day, should be fun. I said a word up dawg

A serious issue concerning national security

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:59:57 -0500

Why is this not on headline news!?