Bramish's Threadless Blog

Doowop!

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:11:03 -0600

I fucking love this kind of stuff, particularly this song:

But I just discovered Dion is stiull performing and he and his band look like wankers:

Girls I need your help!

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:35:24 -0600

It's Christmas shopping time (whilst I have cash to spare).

Where online can I get nice costume jewelery for under �20, that ships to the UK? I looked at eBay but there was way too much shit to trawl through.

It's for me ma.

It's not 2010?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:34:59 -0600

OK, I often don't know which day it is, since I work irregular hours and don't get weekends off, and I pretty much never know what the date is, but I just discovered it's 2009. I've been signing all kinds of stuff with 2010 for as long as I can remember! How does anyone not know what year it is?!

Look at this amazing bruise!

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:13:41 -0600

I dropped a table on my little toe. It's not as painful as it looks.

Stunning stop motion

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:07:54 -0600

You've probably all seen this but watch it again anyway:

Are you pro- or anti-snow?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:04:56 -0600

I was just saying to my friends back home that I hope it doesn't snow here and they thought I was crazy because they love snow.

I agree that it looks pretty in photographs and when lying undisturbed, or on fields and woods etc, but in a city it's grim and ugly. When a few people have walked across it it becomes brown and treacherous and the roads are like some kind of ice cold swamp.

Who's with me?

My teeth hurt - please advise

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:10:45 -0600

Nothing too bad - just a dull ache and uncomfortable feeling in my back teeth when I clench them together. Anyone experienced anything like this before. It's annoying more than anything.

Jokes

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:57:31 -0500

Tell me them.

I'm terrible at remembering jokes, but here's a few:

- What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
- Icy dead people

- Did you hear about the chicken dating agency? It failed because they couldn't make hens meet.

- What do you call an epileptic lettuce?
- Seizure salad

- A man is driving along the motorway at speed and is pulled over by the police. The policeman asks the man to step out of the car and in doing so notices a collection of lethal looking knives on the back seat. "Can you explain these sir?" he asks. "Um, yeah. I'm a professional juggler," the man replies. "Nice try," continues the cop. "No, really! I can prove it," he says, taking up the knives and proceeding to perform an elaborate juggling display at the side of the road. At this point another motorist passes, sees the guy and the cop and exclaims, "That's it! I'm never drinking again! I'd never pass that test!"

Worrying

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:50:38 -0500

I discovered this whilst researching a new sub:

In the last 50 years the average working vocabulary of a 15 year old has decreased from 25,000 words to just 10,000 words.

Fact.

Little things that make life better

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:01:01 -0500

It's 1am now. I just worked from 5pm and have to get up at 9 tomorrow and open up and work all day alone. As is always the case, I'm too wired to sleep right now. But...

... I just discovered that clocks go back an hour tonight meaning I get one more hour in bed!

This is good.