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This actually made me laugh out loud.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:22:49 -0500

Top Tips

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:21:57 -0500

Whilst making jam take care to not pour the molten liquid over your hand. It hurts like a B*stard.

UPDATE: Don't drink red wine instead of tea during your break. 3.30 pm wine drinking does not make for a good rest of the afternoon.

I am freaked out

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:33:36 -0500

Watching zone reality, which is never a good thing. Psychic program on, where they get you to do stuff at home. Make a pendulum out of a key and a string and gather some loose change. Pick a coin and hold in it one hand. Hold the pendulum over it. If it's odd (like a penny or 5) it moves left to right. If it's even it moves towards your body.

I picked a penny. The key was twitching a little, and then started moving left to right by about an inch. Power of suggestion? Probably. It was a bit freaky though

Everything sucks today.

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:58:46 -0500

I am cold, tired, bored and several more of the seven dwarves. It is August, and I've had to put the heater on in my office. I have no friends either, since everyone is on holiday or ill. I also have to visit my Father tonight, and he'll probably be drunk. Let the good times roll.

Dear Guys

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:00:20 -0500

Why do you constantly have to fondle your balls? It's kind of gross, and unsanitary. Is there some kind of magnetic attraction between your hand and your nut sack? It�s like a tractor beam. No matter how good it feels, please stop doing it in public.

Thank you

Pencil dlck?

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:40:52 -0500

Hey Gents,

Women like it big so make yours that way and stuff it in :)

Man Size Yours

NB: This is not the strangest e-mail I've received today.

If you could change your name

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:00:53 -0500

If you could change your name to one of the opposite sex (imagine your going to have a sex change or are a cross dresser) what would it be?

I'd be Xander.

Too many Rum and cokes, makes Debbie a dull girl.

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:30:52 -0500

I have a two drink limit on myself. I don't like to be drunk, and I really don't like when other people are drunk (just another one of my many issues). Last night the Sailor Jerry and coke was going down nicely, and I must have had 5 or 6. Had to leave the club at 1.30, was sick out of the stair window, and then lay on the sofa with and ice pack and a bucket. I am an idiot.

Gives with one hand and takes with the other....

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:37:29 -0500

The universe is twisted. We have an empty apartment above ours. It's been that way for a couple of years. There has been activity lataley, so we assumed someone was moving in. Cue van outside with the worst people you could ever imagine moving into your building. They stood in the street shouting at each other for ten minutes before they started to move things into the building. I was nearly crying. We heard them thunder up the stairs (still shouting at each other). One of them has the worst laugh I've ever heard in my life. We waited. No noise from the apartment above. Then we realised that they were going to an empty apartment on the other side of the building. Oh happy day. We only have to listen to them on the stairs, rather than all the time, woot!

We had an evil neighbour downstairs from us. She leased her apartment out for 6 months, and then put it on the market. I've never been so happy in my life. Just now she started to move her stuff back in. She is looking for too much money for it, so it's not sold. I guess she has to lilve there again until it sells. Poop!

Why isn't life always woot, rather than woot and then poop?

I'm most like Ted Bundy....

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:42:47 -0500

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