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			<title><![CDATA[Around the World in Eighty Slogans (submit your own)]]></title>
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						<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:59:38 -0600</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[1. In Tokyo Anything can Japan<br />
2. If Beijing Wants it Washington must Han it Over<br />
3. Dracula You Give Blood a Vlad Name (Romania)<br />
4. If She's not Happy Jamaica (Jamaica)<br />
5. I thought a Maltese was a Flirt @ Forever 21 (Malta)<br />
6. A Back Massage on an Isle off of Venezuala is an Arubadub (Aruba)<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[The New One Million Comment Blog]]></title>
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						<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:13:35 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[ribbit]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[go to the new lee klein blog  http://llmk1.wordpress.com/]]></title>
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						<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 11:31:21 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[my new blog check it out<br />
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http://llmk1.wordpress.com/]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Endless  Excitement ad infinitum]]></title>
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						<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:05:22 -0600</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Endless excitement<br />
Double triple quadruple decker<br />
ad infinitum<br />
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Down on the ground<br />
on level one<br />
a giant latex ad wound around<br />
people leaning out <br />
holding out cups<br />
word spreading out<br />
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stairways of lucite<br />
see through from level to level to <br />
as the king of staircase number seven<br />
could see the usurpers of level six<br />
the scene on the street where the dispatcher harasses the tourists the tour guides<br />
and the bus drivers simply I have left it<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[tell me where does Van Gogh's van go to next?]]></title>
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						<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:00:15 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The Washed Over Actress by<br />
 a jagged Island rock off of Pont Aven<br />
Morgan was a fairchild and in Brittany<br />
So moved through Gaugin was gone<br />
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Going Going Van Going<br />
Van Goghs<br />
Van Going going Gaugin Gone<br />
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Where to Next<br />
tell me where does Van Gogh's <br />
van go to next?<br />
Aix?<br />
Whats the deal Vincente is not behind the wheel<br />
I know Vangonsin<br />
to buy earrings in Corning?<br />
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Or if he is behind the wheel<br />
he is on the worng side of the road<br />
and if caught will have to do community service<br />
as to stay out of jail<br />
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Just like the Bikram yoga teacher said &quot;try to get as much of your left ear as you can on the towel&quot;]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[the pins pinned by the three holed orb of dead weight]]></title>
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						<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:22:07 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The EMS detail checks detail<br />
of and on the pins pinned<br />
 the hydrant  was lifted up the water flow spuming<br />
by the three holed orb of deadly weight<br />
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And why worry about those wobbly strcutures?<br />
when it is the poundage which is dead<br />
dead as the scene in the city in the accident's surround<br />
grey-town <br />
a traffic light overhead<br />
which color is it now?<br />
in gray town<br />
where the scene is dead<br />
<br />
Should the Gutterball have fallen into the Coliseum?<br />
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<br />
So what happened once they got to the emergpincy room<br />
and who lives behind the scenes of the accident did they see<br />
the ball strike the objects so that the pins were in the gutter and looking up at the stars<br />
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Did the residents in the nearby building see the strike out?<br />
see the strike strike the pins outside<br />
and turn them pinside out<br />
see the strike outside<br />
<br />
Inside the appartments nearby<br />
where the pins were stricken by the gutterball<br />
inside the appartments nearby the aftermath of the gutterball<br />
in the kitchen<br />
in the kitchen in  and of the appartment<br />
nearby the aftermath of the gutterball<br />
do they cook?  are they cooking or about to cook<br />
a turkey called a butterball?]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[to the litter of the law]]></title>
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						<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 15:46:47 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I told you a bird should never work for a cat<br />
or for cat matter a cat for a bird<br />
or together it will be feathers<br />
stop squawking<br />
and get finicky<br />
<br />
Whats that feline lo mein<br />
out of the cage<br />
to the litter of the law<br />
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So they made linguini out of the St. louis cardinals<br />
baseballteam logo STL<br />
after the chick and the kitten<br />
went for a spell<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Gentlepeople Start Your Search Engines!]]></title>
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						<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:40:01 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Stay at home ! But ,why play alone ?<br />
Dress for success shielded for the track<br />
in Kevlar and long johns helmeted to<br />
match matchboxers or hot wheels<br />
with your bestest of friends<br />
figure eights figure it out<br />
electronic gadgetry with or without<br />
Gentlepeople start your search engines!<br />
 google Dainese shut up in some alpine hotel room<br />
doing formula one under the gun so much fun<br />
fully gloved adrenalized and self love<br />
gentle people start your search engines !<br />
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Full legnth body suits with armored insets<br />
of coordianted coloring racing so<br />
all embracing when a similarly clad opponent one is face to facing though the headgear is countenance encasing<br />
start your search engines let the games begin<br />
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accurate manipulations<br />
lane changing supple leather sensations<br />
I control the switches bitches<br />
stay at home fetishism<br />
lilliputian auto eroticism<br />
muscles flexing and in heavy projection<br />
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take it dainese<br />
and with an iced venti green tea<br />
where is the opponent I will be facing<br />
off to chicago to see the store<br />
Paris Hilton will probaly not go on Letterman anymore]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Burning Toaster/The Dragon Coaster]]></title>
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						<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 17:07:14 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The Burning Toaster <br />
the Dragon Coaster<br />
quick witted fantasies<br />
not to be de-circuited<br />
the waffle grid red hot<br />
 on toast release bazam<br />
you say  no slice<br />
thousands of slices<br />
formerly road kill rejuvinated<br />
the qualities my personality previously posessed<br />
got to go back to do a deep back backbend<br />
go back to do a deep backbend<br />
come forward again put your hands under your feet<br />
for  Pada Hatasana<br />
the burning toaster<br />
the dragon coaster<br />
get up and ride the dragon coaster once again<br />
<br />
The Burning Toaster<br />
The Dragon Coaster<br />
quick witted fantasies<br />
bread popping out of two slots in the head<br />
not to be de-crucified<br />
the waffle grid wiring interlocking<br />
on idea launch liftoff<br />
the awning reads no slice<br />
a whole wholesale operation offering discount loaves<br />
skeletal animals like Dechirico's thinly painted horses<br />
some missing lip and gum<br />
one must manifest regrowth from within<br />
go back to do a deep backbend<br />
and come back and put your hands under your feet<br />
for the second part of pada hatasana<br />
the burning toaster<br />
the dragon coaster<br />
get up and ride the dragon coaster at Rye Playland Once again<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[The not so Secret Poem about the Secret lives of luggage]]></title>
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						<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 23:46:53 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The city grid<br />
the circle and the square<br />
the circle unsquared <br />
the circle squared away <br />
 the squircle<br />
the outer perimeter like a geyser a condom a broken polygon<br />
the map goes on<br />
but like the secret life of luggage<br />
all happens between the lines<br />
<br />
Going, Going. Going<br />
Polygonal<br />
the carousel tarmac vinyl<br />
<br />
The secret lives within luggage<br />
the secret lies sometimes within luggage<br />
Now to build an amusement park from words<br />
only to find it is a fair and being taken down<br />
by teams of Meso-Americans<br />
camoflogued in  heavy work gear<br />
the ferris wheel is de-illumined<br />
slowly going inward<br />
as the carnival gets ready<br />
half is to go to another municipality<br />
and the other half home<br />
<br />
Here I am at the trapeze school<br />
putting on the leather starps, fasteners, and buckles<br />
for high flying<br />
but it is a team which flies and interacts into<br />
somersaults, leaps, tumbles, and groupings<br />
of one two three four and five<br />
 <br />
Solitaires ,duets, trios, quads, and quintets<br />
in a still life can also be like acrobats at just that moment<br />
frozen in time<br />
as the writer upon them is then the  one in motion as he was the passive viewer when all was kinetic once upon a time<br />
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Perhaps this was a vision about other of this writers other works <br />
a piece of the author in each wishing to take flight<br />
without divergent thoughts intervention here in this dalliance<br />
giving to each other coming together in magnificent joyous<br />
arrangements and a spectacular collages of all concrete and as of yet imagined things?<br />
<br />
I am going be to going abroad looking <br />
still for the tissue of extrodinary exactitude<br />
the hotel d'ballonacy<br />
where the hotel shopping mall poem exiting the tissue of extrodinary exactitude<br />
 balloons<br />
<br />
This time on the way to Europe there are no descriptives<br />
because all this  blogger brought was accepted as a carry on<br />
accepted to be carried on<br />
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Is this really not the secret life of love?<br />
where there are no secrets in<br />
the secret life of love of lovers<br />
if we begin<br />
<br />
Do I wear a revelers masque<br />
or dream perhaps floating in the oblivion pose<br />
in supposed space by a police man I am tagged<br />
after an electric charge cardigram<br />
back to the speed mattress perhaps<br />
<br />
 at the center of the inwardly illuminating contraption<br />
the face of the crumudgeon poet John Farris<br />
going round and round when the machine is on<br />
talking at your like a vision from wonderland<br />
&quot;oh! how funny to see you here at your wheel'<br />
<br />
back again in thought<br />
to the hotel room on the sand barge overlooking the ferris wheel<br />
but only rounds now of black <br />
an outer loop of black<br />
and an inner one of red-<br />
blurry abstract but for the moment<br />
<br />
A wetsuited figure always stands on gaurd<br />
 for aesthetic turn on<br />
 and to protect the erection (protect the erections )<br />
in site of the ferris wheel<br />
in the clapboard partial historical recreation hotel<br />
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