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NEWPORT BEACH --
Authorities are calling it a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry.

A local man has been hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis.

The unidentified man was reportedly trying to elongate his organ.

But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.

The man was hospitalized in Newport Beach.

Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment.

Jones also said the patient was "obviously having some other issues."

The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.

The man's condition isn't known,
but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact.

]]> Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:15:39 -0500 very conservative.

very conservative.

a lot of times the letters to the editor can be very vitriolic & hilarious.

for example,

A letter to the editor of the East Oregonian published on September 9:

I was very disappointed that you printed a naked picture in an apparently homosexual setting in the Sunday, Sept. 6 East Oregonian. I immediately ushered the paper to the trash to protect my children. In the future, such things will be cause for canceling our subscription.

I am also disappointed in the coverage of health care issues. It seems that a majority of political cartoons and commentary are for it - where is the balance? When opposition is covered it is done so as if persons opposing are deranged or uninformed. When intelligent, opposing argument is presented, it is couched in obscure positions. Where is your personal responsibility? (This is a critical issue in terms of your own health care and your own families.) Certainly an intelligent and fair addressing of the issue is wise; there is much at stake for all citizens. There are many ways to solve the problems and all options should be examined, not just toting one. This is especially true when closer examination of that option seems to reveal many serious concerns that should be completely worked out before it is considered for the nation.

Certainly you are intelligent enough to see the absolute merit of such an approach. We would like to see a more open, wise approach to the subject. There is no reason to take your paper if it is simply propaganda and not an intelligent discussion.

Mxxxxxx Axxxx
Pendleton

the healthcare bit aside,
what the heck is this nakey homo picture the newspaper ran?

ready?




are you sure?



brace yourself...













































no. seriously.
that's the picture.

it was used in a story about annie leibovitz's money troubles as well as sean & his girlfriend recreating the classic rolling stone cover.

i guess she was so outraged she couldn't be bothered to actually read what the picture was in reference to.

so six days later the paper printed this letter,

This is in response to the letter by Mariann Adams in the Sept. 9 East Oregonian.

Ms. Adams was disappointed you printed a "naked picture in an apparently homosexual setting."

Ms. Adams stated that when an opposing view is given, the person giving it is covered as "deranged or uninformed." I don't describe her opposition as deranged, but I will go as far as saying it was uninformed. The photo she was referring to, as was clearly stated in the caption, was taken by Annie Leibovitz for the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. No one can definitively argue what is art; beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What can be argued is the apparent homosexual setting. The photo is of a man (John Lennon) and a woman (his wife, Yoko Ono).

People often view things according to the their own values. Perhaps Ms. Adams' pre-existing bias regarding this picture was also present in her opinions in the rest of the letter.

Bxx Nxxxx
Hermiston


laughs were had all around...]]> Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:38:32 -0500


Guinness World Record: Most T-shirts Worn
Guinness Contender: Matt McAllister from Phoenix, AZ
Current Record: 227 t-shirts

you can watch the attempt it all go down live right now!
or watch the show on ABC @ 6am est/ 9am pst





i wonder if skaw'll need to order more tees...]]> Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:59:05 -0500
geggy tah



pharrell



the geggy tah sample comes about a minute in...]]> Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:58:01 -0500


at one point my grandmother quit putting out her flag.

i've seen him do this before, just out of nowhere.
it's equal parts awesome & awkward and always done with conviction...]]> Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:46:16 -0500
RIP Billy Mays



it's true. how crazy...

TMZ has confirmed TV pitchman Billy Mays was found dead today in his home in Tampa, Florida.

According to the Tampa PD, Mays was pronounced dead at 7:45 AM.

The 50-year-old was found by his wife early this morning.

TMZ has learned Mays' body has already been removed from his home.

There are reports that Mays had just returned from Philadelphia, where he shot a new Oxiclean commercial.

We're told Mays was at his home around 6pm last night, and according to a source Mays was "acting fine and normal ... he was talking business with his father-in-law."


i wonder if had anything to do with this,
Jet lands safely at TIA despite tire blowout.
he was a passenger, they said it was bumpy, but no one was hurt...
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i found them the other day and thought i'd share.



at some point along the way i decided to write the names in for the fading ink.

tickets, from first to last
young sherlock holmes, who's that girl, batman, light of day, dracula, hamlet, twins, back to the future, naked gun, beetlejuice, the rescuers, addams family, teenage mutant ninja turtles, soap, vice versa, cyborg+child's play, cruise=cocktail, criminal justice, k-9+say anything, loverboy, star trek IV, ladybugs, sleepwalkers, silence of the lambs, bill and ted, prince sign of the times, cadillac man, big, monster squad, pacific heights, hook, kindergarten cop, spaceballs, he said she said, war of the roses, pet cemetery, toys, misery, silence of the lambs, league of their own, wayne's world.

the "heights" ticket i can't figure out.
looks to be december 5th, maybe 1989, 90, or 91
mystery solved, thanks to bramish!

here's more from when they switched ticket styles,
most of these are from 1993-1996





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i didn't mean to leave ya hanging there...


]]> Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:05:09 -0500

four years bring...
three submissions,
two art prints purchased,
one hundred and fifty-nine shirts,
one hoodie, one zip-up, one zip-up hoodie,
eighty-five thousand, three hundred and sixty-three subs scored.

and i'm still, still here...

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