http://www.threadless.com/ Fri, 01 Jun 2012 01:21:23 -0500 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:25:02 -0500
1. 75% of girls DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. This means that they will go through more than a few guys until they find thier version of "Mr. Right." I was dumped 5 times last year, so trust me, I know. DON'T BECOME A VICTIM!!

2. If your girlfriend suggests that you go into an "open relationship"' that means that she doesn't expect anything more from you, and she's looking for a replacement.

3. If she tells you that she likes you, but won't date you, she only wants to "mess around" until she finds real boyfriend material.

4. If she dumps you after every arguement, that means she isn't willing to go through things to be with you. Drop her like a bad habit.

5. The worst kind of girl to have is one with low self- esteem. This kind of girl expects you to be there for her ALL THE TIME.

6. It's very possible to have a spoiled girlfriend. She doesn't need everything, because sooner or later you'll run out of money.

7. Be cautious about extremely hot girls. These kind of girls realize that you can't do any better and will have you wrapped around thier finger in no time.

8. Trust her at your own risk. If she lied once, why can't she do it again?

9. 85% of girls notice you before you notice them. Don't fall for the "clueless" act.

10. If she didn't want you then, she most likely doesn't want you now.

11. Unless you're dating the Virgin Mary, you will NEVER have a perfect girlfriend.

12. Sometimes the phrase, "I love you" is just another phrase for, "I'm very grateful for what you've done."

13. Makeup can hide A LOT, even emotions or insecurities.

14. Don't waste money on expensive items for her, your only in high school. And good luck getting it back.

15. If she needs to know where you are all the time, she doesn't completely trust you.

P.S.- Remember, this note is titled, "Facts About Girls", not "Facts About Women". That's a whole other level that I can't really say anything about. I'm only 16.
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