Animals For The Consumption of Humans
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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If you're interested in time travel, find me here last Tuesday
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Banks- they'll lend you an umbrella, until it rains.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Hug me. I'm squishy
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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If this shirt could talk it wouldn't need words on it
of 64 votes, 36% like it
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How do I set my laser printer to stun?
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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I eat because fat kids are harder to kidnap
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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You youngins should stop with your interwebs and Epods
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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I have a C, an F, and a K. Now all I need is someone like you.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not rude, I just tell the truth
of 62 votes, 26% like it
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What color does a Smurf turn if you're choking it?
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Pluto We Solute You 2/18/30 - 8/24/06
of 64 votes, 34% like it
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It's opposite day... wait, no it's not.
of 60 votes, 28% like it
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I'm good at making people feel uncomfortable... Balls.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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What will be your Waterloo?
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I "Heart" British Idioms
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Olde People Are Coole
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Henry VIII, The Original Playa
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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My favorite band is better than your favorite band.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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What was the greatest invention before sliced bread?
of 73 votes, 30% like it
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Walking is so pedestrian
of 70 votes, 41% like it
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You don't have to worry about a Bad Hair Day if you're bald
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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EskiEmo
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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Ghosts are people too
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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I am banned from bookstores because I moved Bibles to fiction
of 73 votes, 29% like it
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I'm not perverted, I'm just provocative
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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Tonka is the true American truck
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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Out of touch with reality
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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You have Van Gogh's ear for music
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely isn't for you
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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Croquet, the Real American Pastime
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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I want to be a vampire slayer
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a nerd
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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I wish I had a Fight Club
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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You can't fight in here! This is the War Room
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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I've been ©
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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I listen to vinyl-records
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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No matter if you say pop or soda, those who say soda pop are mad.
of 70 votes, 19% like it
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Kiss me, I'm at least 16 oz. Irish
of 71 votes, 32% like it
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The dinosaurs died because of you.
of 71 votes, 23% like it
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I play hacky sack
of 70 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not artistic enough to submit a T-shirt desgin
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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I play the banjo and I know you are jealous
of 70 votes, 17% like it
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Hug me, I'm squishy.
of 70 votes, 26% like it
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Hell, I do love it so much that I just might marry it.
of 70 votes, 19% like it
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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by a lawnmower.
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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