V1ctorya
V1ctorya aka is a girl, has been a member since December 20, 2007, has scored 741 submissions, giving an average score of 3.23.
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If Ignorance is Bliss, I'm Not Ignorant Enough
of 43 votes, 40% like it
I'm Not An Optimist, I Just Don't Understand the Situation
of 43 votes, 26% like it
Chained to the Short Bus
of 44 votes, 32% like it
I Don't Ride The Short Bus, I Drive It
of 51 votes, 29% like it
I'm a One Person Wave
of 56 votes, 21% like it
I'm an Obscure Eighties Reference!
of 54 votes, 20% like it
What Do You Do When Your Own Drummer Turns The Beat Around?
of 53 votes, 21% like it
I Know Everything About Sex, I Read My Spam Folder
of 48 votes, 33% like it
If Life Were a Word Balloon,I’d Pop It And Watch The Letters Fall
of 48 votes, 19% like it
I'm Superfluous!
of 47 votes, 19% like it
T-Shirts Don't Lie to People, People Lie To People
of 48 votes, 19% like it
95% Cruelty Free (Still Working on That Last 5%)
of 51 votes, 24% like it
Semi-Colons Are Just Comma Chameleons
of 53 votes, 25% like it
I Can See No Downside To Owning a Flying Octopus
of 55 votes, 49% like it
You Make Satan Cry
of 49 votes, 20% like it
I'm a Vintage Original!
of 50 votes, 28% like it
Skeletor Wasn't Evil, He Was Just Misunderstood
of 49 votes, 20% like it
I'm Not Cliched, I'm Ironic
of 49 votes, 24% like it
I'm 98.6% Organic.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
My Country Went To War And All I Got Was Higher Gas Prices
of 53 votes, 26% like it
To Me, The Law Of Gravity Is Just a Suggestion
of 51 votes, 25% like it
I Dedicate This Shirt For All In Tents And Porpoises
of 52 votes, 23% like it
My Other T-Shirts Say Something Worth Reading
of 53 votes, 21% like it
By Reading This You've Entered Into A Legally Binding Contract
of 52 votes, 25% like it
My Super Stealth Monkey Ninja Can Kick Your Samurai Cat’s Ass
of 49 votes, 20% like it
I Never Sleep Tight and Always Let The Bed Bugs Bite
of 51 votes, 27% like it
Please Read This Shirt Out Loud
of 48 votes, 25% like it
This Isn't a T-Shirt, It's a 100% Cotton Removable Tattoo
of 50 votes, 30% like it
I Play Musical Chairs To The Sound of Silence
of 54 votes, 33% like it
Do To The Rising Rates Of Illiteracy, I Cannot Read My Shirt
of 51 votes, 24% like it
Set To Self-Destruct
of 54 votes, 26% like it
Surpassed My Parents
of 53 votes, 23% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Accountants Do It By The Numbers
of 26 votes, 4% like it
America's Next Top Couch Potato
of 41 votes, 12% like it
Coffee Lovers Write In Java Script
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Doesn't Turning the Beat Around Get it Dizzy?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
Forget Naptime, I Need a Coma
of 49 votes, 16% like it
I Am Always The Duck, Never Goosed
of 35 votes, 9% like it
I Am The Aftermath
of 52 votes, 15% like it
I Kept Turning the Beat Around Until I Got Dizzy
of 47 votes, 9% like it
I Wanna Go To Electoral College
of 45 votes, 11% like it
I Was a Pet Rock In My Last Life
of 50 votes, 16% like it
It's Not The Jeans, It's You
of 15 votes, 7% like it
More Sane Than Britney
of 50 votes, 8% like it
My T-Shirt Is A Liar
of 37 votes, 5% like it
Parents-Costing More in Therapy Than College Tuition Ever Will
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Politicians And Tofu Ice Cream: Two Things I Wish Didn't Exist
of 43 votes, 12% like it
Save Your Pessimism For a BetterDay
of 7 votes, 0% like it
Say "Knock, Knock"
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Skinny People-Just A Few Bagels Away From Beauty
of 49 votes, 18% like it
Small Defenseless Woodland Creatures - The Ultimate Yummers
of 29 votes, 7% like it
T-Shirts, Just Telling It As It Is
of 20 votes, 5% like it
Walking Away From Battle Makes Your Back a Target For Stabbing
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Warning! This T-Shirt Lies
of 43 votes, 9% like it
You Make Baby Lucifer Cry
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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All about me
Georgie was a tortoiseshell feline. This meant she was a mishmash of dull oranges, grays, and tans. There was no order to the coloration of her fur, it just was. My mother got her when she was nineteen years old. At that time, as my mother liked to remind me when I was nineteen and in college, she was already married and living away from her family while breeding German Shepherds, not off of government loans while lazing around in lecture halls.

From the beginning of my time, there was Georgie. There was me trying to bathe Georgie, me pulling her in the red metal radio flyer wagon that would sit out in the hot Arizona sun until the black handle was too hot for me to touch, and Georgie constantly in my mother’s lap.

“I always hated cats,” my mother said, in telling the story of how Georgie came to be. “Just sly ugly creatures, that’s all they were. German Shepherds, now those were beautiful animals. Just their musculature, their colorings, everything about a German Shepherd is perfection. And so smart. When I bred them, I had to make the fences six-feet high and then put a roof on because they could climb them. Then they figured out how to dig underneath! So I had to put the fence into the ground too. Oh, they were so smarter, much smarter and well-behaved than you kids.

But then, with all the dog food, and living in the country as we did, we had rats. That’s me and my husband, not me and your dad. Everything went wrong with your dad, fucking bastard. But back when I had money before you kids we owned our land. So someone said that I should get a cat. And there was this ugly thing I saw, and I figured, ‘well, if it can kill the rats.’ I didn’t even feed her. She could eat the rats or whatever dog food she stole, that was it. I wasn’t about to buy food for such an ugly creature. She was here to do a job.”

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Update: May 12, '08
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