The_Calamity_of_Humanity
The_Calamity_of_Humanity aka Crayton is a 21.94 year old boy, has been a member since July 13, 2006, has scored 7895 submissions, giving an average score of 2.55.
I don't shower, I rain dance
of 56 votes, 29% like it
God has a Master's Degree in Plans
of 72 votes, 26% like it
Words make more sense in the dictionary
of 67 votes, 25% like it
I can't get over being under the influence
of 82 votes, 24% like it
Hi(vocabu)larious
of 89 votes, 25% like it
I believe in death after life
of 102 votes, 51% like it
Scam artist's are artists' too
of 104 votes, 28% like it
PIRACY: Robbery in its purest form
of 116 votes, 32% like it
If silence is Golden then awkward silence is Platinum
of 152 votes, 45% like it
A life sentence is alot of writing
of 138 votes, 30% like it
The truth is that nobody likes fractions
of 142 votes, 29% like it
What I lack in knowledge I make up in lies
of 146 votes, 32% like it
Hug Me, I'm an undercover care bear.
of 143 votes, 28% like it
Love is a drug and I have all the side effects.
of 145 votes, 24% like it
I run faster with a knife.
of 184 votes, 36% like it
I don't square pie, I eat it.
of 181 votes, 30% like it
My heart has a Techno beat.
of 233 votes, 30% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Hey, I was just thinking of you
of 1 votes, 0% like it
I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF SLEEP
of 39 votes, 8% like it
I spark intelligence with short circuits of stupidity
of 82 votes, 22% like it
I want a baby bath
of 41 votes, 0% like it
I was just thinking of you
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Please feel free to critique me
of 67 votes, 1% like it
The cure to shyness is a bottle of alcohol and a shot of courage
of 40 votes, 23% like it
This shirts stock price is up to my neck in increase
of 65 votes, 3% like it
Wishful thinking will grant you a Genie
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Zombies are drop, dead, corpses'
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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