Chaos, panic, disorder... my work here is done
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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I'm suffering from an age related illness called Life
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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the only element more common than Hydrogen is stupidity
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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We don't assign enough research to finding a cure for jerks
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Time is the best teacher, however it kills all of its students.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I’m not in denial; I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Drugs have taught an entire American generation the metric system
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Doing nothing is hard... you never know when you're finished
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Genius is never understood in its own time
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Brain: an organ with which we think we think.
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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It's kind of fun to do the impossible
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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the world's not fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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The problem with the future is that it keeps becoming the present
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Double Negatives Don't Do Nothing For Me
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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If you can read this you're within roundhouse kick range
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Everything I know about elements I learned from Pokemon.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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This is a band shirt but you're not cool enough to know them
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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give some people an inch and they think they're a ruler
of 70 votes, 31% like it
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I have photographic memory that never developed
of 71 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not apathetic, I'm just okay with doing nothing
of 72 votes, 28% like it
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I intend to live forever... so far, so good.
of 62 votes, 42% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence.
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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