Talking to yourself is the oldschool twitter
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Stand beside me and we'll have a similar point of view
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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there's a website for that.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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criminally uncool
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Remember: 'your' does not equal 'you're'
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Put your foot in your mouth AFTER you shoot it.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Karma, did you really have to pick Monday?
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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clichés: the best thing since sliced bread
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Cannibals always have interesting dinner parties.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Alzheimer's: meeting new people every day
of 20 votes, 50% like it
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Karma: nature's super powers
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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My parents use Church-approved birth control.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Not a villain
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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When it comes to alcohol, I'm no quitter
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My underpants are cooler than this shirt.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Statements on t-shirts never go out of style
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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My band uses plastic guitars
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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It must be true. I read it on the Internet.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not a socialist. I'm just Canadian.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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High-fives are my currency of choice
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I have a zombie escape plan
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I THINK
therefore we are not compatible
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Starting conversations:
Ask me how!
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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In case of injury:
1. Take a photo
2. Post to Internet
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I am not allowed to have super powers.
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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By the time you read this, the meme will be over.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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This is my \"judging you\" face.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Stop vegetable cruelty
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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