A friend of mine posted this picture a while ago:



And because I know the heartbreak of a Guitar Hero defeat, I sympathized with him. For like a second. Then I brought out The Coach and told him to STOP SUCKING.

"Did you save up your star power?", I asked. He did, indeed, do this. So I gave a little additional wisdom. "Dude, you gotta hit more notes. Seriously."

Of course I couldn't leave it there.

Nope. I was going to play that song. I was going to play it, and kick his testicles to the moon* in progress.

I bet you can see where this is going.



Yeah. I failed that puppy seven times. That was yesterday. Today I decided it would only be right to make a public and formal apology. So I got my camera all ready, then tried the stupid song. That is how the above was produced. Sigh. But at least I was prepared to share my shame.

But I didn't start today with only my own hubris in mind. No, I was going to beat that song, or spend all fucking night trying. Woudl you take a guess at what happened my very next try?



That's right! I fucking rocked that bitch!!! GODDAMN I AM THE MAN!



I still posted the pictures, and the intended apology. But now that is quickly followed up by an account of how friggin' stellar I am.

Woo Rockstar**!!!



*Note: I am using one of his metaphors
I** know a using a plastic guitar does not, in fact, make me a rockstar of any sort. I'm really lame