I'm completely genuine and sarcastic at the same time. I have a dirty mouth but perfect manners. I have a dark and warped sense of humor. I'm fucking weird. I crush easily. It takes a special kind of person or topic to get me going, conversationally. I love talking, but I'm also shy, which is a shitty combination. I try to be as honest as I can about as much as I can, and expect the same from others. I love thunderstorms. I'm totally a cat person. I'm a diligent worker. I'm very tidy. Some would say "neat-freak". I say, "Pick up your shit." I'm usually very patient. I like crowded places and surrounding myself with people, preferably intelligent ones. Butterflies terrify me. I'm a little OCD. I wish I was covered in tattoos and piercings. I believe that everyone should live by their own rules, as long as they're not hurting anyone else, which is why my idealistic mind dreams of people stable enough to live in harmonious anarchy. By the way, this is also why I don't deal well with authority. I also believe that we have many "significant others" in our lives and should love accordingly. 1/3 of my immediate family is dead. I don't gamble. I have unusually high optimism when it comes to everything, except myself. I want to be caught in a tornado or some natural disaster. I'm a Marijuana enthusiast and enhancement smoker. I rock at trivia. I love to argue and debate. I often start sentences with, "dude". Biggest downfalls: Taking things too personally, and speaking before thinking. I'm somewhat of a conspiracy theorist. I'm not a cook, nor a food connoisseur by any means. Money isn't a big issue to me. It's great to have it, but I don't get depressed when I'm broke. As long as I have enough to live, I'm good. When I listen to music I like to listen to it obnoxiously loud and with my whole body and undivided attention. I prefer documentaries to movies "based on true events". I'm a night owl. I want to participate in a riot. I have almost a fear of being generic. A part of me wishes I could stay a child forever, but I believe as long as we keep holding onto our wonder, we'll never grow old at heart. I'm a daydreamer and am easily distracted. Often, I look at the present as though it's the past. I fear anger and yelling. One of my biggest pet peeves is people who use, or force me to use the phonetic alphabet. I am fascinated by the idea of sex, but not by having it. I love discovering artistic and colorful obscurities in everyday life; in people, places, language, everywhere. I'm a little vain, but not to the point where I'm stuck-up. I like honing my observational skills by analyzing and mocking commercials. I'm better at working precisely, not efficiently. Fancy places make me uncomfortable. I'm slowly shedding my shadow. Forty-six and two are just ahead of me.