An apple a day will not keep a doctor away f you know what I mean
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Are you a Canadian?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Bad poetry:oh how evil your are you shevil little star in the bar
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Bark Obama.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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BURGER KING
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Buttox
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Can You Get To a Future If Your Past Is Your Present?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Caution: my car turns into a robot.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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chicken suit + freeway = hilarious!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Damn,The back of your head is ridiculous!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Does bullshit only come out from bulls?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Don't tagg your city... Bomb it up!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Don't worry I will add you on Myspace.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Don't worry, in china i'm a trained doctor
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Don't worry, in china i'm trained doctor.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Dont worry it's legal in Vermont
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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E.T ve a casa...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Eat crackers, not animals
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Everyone hates me.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Fat people are hard to kidnap, they fart too loudly
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Feces and human gas comes out of my scientific buttox.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Feed me cookies..
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Follow me...!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Friends don't let friends eat grocery store ice cream
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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friends don't let friends read this shirt.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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From here I can see air.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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give me a bucket of fried chicken!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Gordo Squad
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Harry Potter has hogwarts!!!!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Have you been hugged today?
Oh...okay..I don't really care.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Have you ever seen a Mer-Fish?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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He did it ===>
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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He is stupid ===>
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Hello, I'm writing this to waste some space on this shirt.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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hello..i don't know you..
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Heroes do what we tell them to do.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Hey look a Squirrel!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Honestly, i lie all the time.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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How would a vegan pizza look like?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I ♥ your ♥
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I ♥ your ♥
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I <3 Chubaca
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I <3 Chubaca
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I <3 public transportation.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I <3 to walk
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I <3 to walk
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I <3 transfats
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I am a dork. 0-0-
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I belong insideyour stomach....
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I can't afford to ♥ New York
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I can't read without my toilet.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I didn't know death had friends!!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I didn't know eath had friends!!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I Don't drink or drive
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I don't understand civics or basic math an i Vote.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I drinking Kool-Aid and driving breaking the law?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I eat alot of tamales.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I fart when i'm bored.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I fart when i'm happy.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I feel warm. like i swallowed a dinasour.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I find it hard to finish a sent-
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I find it hard to finish a sente
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I got the power!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I hate it when choclate gets inside my choclate chip cookie.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I hate shirts with writing on them.....
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I have a bun in my oven.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I have clinophobia (the fear of going to bed)
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I have Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliphobia (the fear of long words)
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I have no idea where i'm going...
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I have short-loss memory term...uhh, where did i leave my shorts
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I hive five hobos.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I hugged barney the dinosaur because i have AMAZING boobs.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I jumped a homeless guy becuase that bum stole my taco.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I let my dog eat choclate
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I like riding my bike the right way wrong.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I like riding my bike the right way wrong.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I live in a place next to that other place..
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I live in a world where people eat butterflys and poop rainbows.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I love azn people.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I love my heAARt
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I love strangers.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I love to eat gum.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I love to hug hobos
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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i rather lick stamps
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I shower with this shirt on
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I sin Lullabies to little criminals
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I sleep walk...
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I succeed on failing.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I talk to walls..they are my friends.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I turned on my hand held radio and it talked to me!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I turned right today...
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I use this shirt as a bath tissue.....
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I walk on land and eat food,fart gas,speak with sound
What am I?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I want to take my clothes off, but not now
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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I wanted an Ipod but all I got is dumb shirt.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I wanted an Ipod but all I got was this dumb shirt.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I was alive when pluto was a planet..
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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I was alive when pluto was a planet..!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I was alive when pluto was a planet..!
of 6 votes, 67% like it
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I<3 cows they give usmilk, cheese, meat, *methane gas(farts)po
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm a body builder...i need to gain weight.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a cowboy...i ride cows.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a cowboy...i ride cows.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I'm a good looking nerd.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a hipster (insert triangle here)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a Hot Topic
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a man... and i'm pregnant!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm a piece of meat.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a robot. Didn't you know?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm addicted.
[in little letters - to something.]
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm easily distracted.....hey look, a rock.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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i'M EXPIREMENTING
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I'm Japanese...Una Baca
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm so happy I fart rainbows.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm sorry my beard is long and is covering the slogan
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm verb nouns.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm with the Band..
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If i'm a vaccine shot am i the sickness or the cure?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If i'm a vaccine, am i the sickness or the cure?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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If you can read this good for you!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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If you can read this my Cardigan fell off.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Im your father
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Is there such thing as vegan lions?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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It's downhill from now on.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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It's not stealing if your paying with invisible money
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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It's ok...you can slap me.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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It's this easy bieng blue.. (in a blue shirt)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Its saidtobe impossible tolick yourelbow (over75%of ppl will try
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Its whatsonthe insidethatcounts I mean it,we cant live without it
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Ivote.
Ising.
Idance.
Icrap.
Ipee.
I....
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Jesus Rocks!!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Just becuase.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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math geeks 2+2=4 ever.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Ms. Claus uses Candycanes as stripper poles
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My b**** ranaway yesterday...[picture of a dog]
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My grammar is sooooo gooder.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My heart beats to the rythm of his own drum.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My Mom does my Laundry...
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My name has__ letters and ends with a/an__Figure it out yourself!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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nerds 5 x 2 + 500 - 499 + 1 - 8 ever
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Nerds.. Unite!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Nevermind the dog beware of the cat...
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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no shirt is useless!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Obama did your momma
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Obama is not the only one who wants change..
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Octamom to the rescue!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Octomom to the rescue!!!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Oh My God... Look!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Oh no! I forgot my pet Unicorn at home.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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P.A.N.T.S.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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People who vote Um, stupid..are cool but stupid.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Poop, it's a way of life.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Q:Whats the name of the cooco bird from cocoa puffs?
A:Sunny.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Rawr means i <3 YOU in dinasour..
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Rock, paper, guns, bombs, knives, and then scissors...
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Santa called you a Ho...
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Save the big, fat, green, polluted planet.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Save the carrots
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Save the planet...recycle some poop.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Sham-wow...a 9.99 value only for the special price of 19.99!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Silent..but deadly
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Silly Rabbit, guns are for kids.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Stop gettin all up in my grill, burning my quesadilla.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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STOP!
read this shirt.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Tele-tubbies are just fat t.v.'s
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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That blows
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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that would be wierd if a vampire didn't have white fangs
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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The bigger the hair, the closer to god.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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the bigger the hair, the closer to god
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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The real Shamu is dead!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The real Shamu is dead!!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The Secret in Coke is secret ingredient that what makes it secret
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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This is a blank shirt.. Nevermind this writing messed it up.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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This is a cow.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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this is my shirt, it has my name on it.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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this is not a shirt, it's a piece of clothing
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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this is not your grandma's shirt...
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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This is random
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt is for fat people...
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt is made out of plastic.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is pimped out!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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This shirt made me broke.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Thishirt had a9.99value and i got it for19.99 Whata GreatBargain!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Today I learned that taking a shower won't fix problems
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Today, I'm one day closer to death.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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tommorow never comes..(litteraly)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Treat children nice... they are our future.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Type Tees [they need a shirt]
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Uhhh... I feel so average.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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ur90%of the reason iwakeup in the morningthe other10%isthe need2p
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Viva Obama
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Viva Obama!!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Want a cup of Joe?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Wazzam! the best catch phrase in the world. Wazzam!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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What do you call a nation run by obama? An obama-nation.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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What does t-*** mean?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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When i grow up, I want to be just like Hitler....
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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When life gives you lemons.. squeeze them in other peoples faces
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Why are vegetables green?
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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