Condoms: making the human extinct eventually.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Confidently assuring that I'll probably not let you down, maybe.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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When you think about it, tacos and crepes are really cousins.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This slogan was not chosen to be printed on a shirt... WAIT.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Sexy time: because don't let your meiosis goes to waste.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If I was in a naked run, then I am doing it wrong.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Esta camisa sólo habla español.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Help! I am hyperglycemic. That is, I am too sweet.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Masturbation, my antidrug. Though more addictive than drugs.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Guys exaggerate the package size... and pay more in shipping.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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(In UV Ink:) Sun's out.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My retirement plan consists of winning the lottery.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I like to think outside the box because there is a d*ck in it.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You're prohibited to twist my nipples even if they show.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I see dead people. In their coffins. Bury 'em already.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I managed to escape the hanger, but got stuck on this human.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Feel free to wet this in case of contest.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Please wake me if I fall asleep in lectures.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Why don't the milkshakes bring girls to the yard?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Don't feed your dogs chocolate. Feed them to me.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Spanish makes purring sexy.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Boysenberry is so sexist.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I go to fast food restaurants for the ambiance.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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DarkGrnShrt: If this shirt's a veggie, it'd be full of Vitamin K.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I would return this shirt if I didn't lose the receipt.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Being healthy: my antidrug.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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(Red font:) This is not red ink. It's blood from a fresh kill.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I am immune to identity theft because I have none.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I could be synthesizing more Vitamin D if I wasn't wearing this.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Hydromorphone: finally, a phone that makes you feel good.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I recommend some simethicone for your overly bubbly personality.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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68: only 1 away from being sexually lewd.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The more you snore, the less you score.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a pro at procreation. ;)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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(On yellow shirt:) I have conquered my xanthophobia!
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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Some people like a challenge. I don't.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Gimme your 2 cents... I'm trying to collect 1 full dollar.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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(Mirror image:) Check to see if you put pants on yet.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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I do like sex, just not with you.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Glasses: accessories for sexy nerds.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If you're reading this, then it's laundry day.
of 10 votes, 70% like it
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Remove passionately to reveal awesome body.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I get more orgasms from vampire flicks than in bed.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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2 1337 4 pr0n
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Most unfortunately, I have run out of space to finish this senten
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Fcodeucodeccodek.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I am emotionally volatile, but too physically inert to show it.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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No pain, no gain.
Pain, broke your spine.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My lover's name is Ethan. Last name, Ol. Ethan Ol.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I tried to climb the social ladder, fell, and broke my ego.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I don't give a damn on days when I wear this shirt.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Beer: Making women more attractive one bottle at a time.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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I stay home to socialize with people online.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I used to like lollipop until it became a sexual euphemism.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I fell for you when your eyes and my shirt first met.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Mr. McConaughey won't be wearing this.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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The graphic designer had a day off.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I'm so buff that this shirt will rip at any moment.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Is this shirt too distracting?
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Hiding it. Solution to every problem.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If this shirt could talk, it would say exactly this.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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50% Cotton. 100% Awesome.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Farmer's tan in progress.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Dihydrogen monoxide. Not a pollutant.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Make love. Not babies.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Wanna masticate with me over dinner?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Words. Because plain shirts are boring.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Like what you're seeing? Wait till you get me out of this shirt!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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You are now reading this statement. Way too close.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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404. Slogan not found.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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I wsih I usd teh sepllchcek on ths sihrt.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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To be removed during strip poker.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Don't blame this slogan while staring at my bosoms.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I wish you could afford this shirt.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If you can read this, you are driving too close.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I submit funny t-shirt designs because I don't want a real job.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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