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iKissedaMerman
iKissedaMerman aka megan is a 21.94 year old girl, has been a member since March 11, 2005, has scored 1,708 submissions, giving an average score of 2.15, helping 38 designs get printed.
Now I would just like to know one little thing: Is there a reason why half of the type tees, if not more, are chock-full of grammar and spelling mistakes? I've visited the profiles of the users who submit slogans (I personally prefer to grade them from there so that I can see older slogans that may not be in current circulation) and I have yet to see anyone under the age of 14. What are they teaching these children in English class, then? Even the tee designs are riddled with errors, and excuse me for being harsh, but no matter how much I like your design you get an automatic 0 if anything is spelled incorrectly, has blatant grammar mistakes (such as the ever-common well/good issue) or apostrophe misuse. I don't mean to say that I am perfect, I know very well that I am not, but is it too much to ask that one proofreads their work before submitting it? It just makes me furious that a person can be intelligent enough to design a tee-shirt using computer programs that I definitely can't navigate, and yet they don't know which "your" to use.

Here's a tutorial of basic mistakes:

Your - implies possesion, such as:
I saw that man steal YOUR watch.
You're - a contraction of "you" and "are" - as in:
YOU'RE never going to believe what he said next.

They're - a contraction of "they" and "are" - as in:
THEY'RE going to be at the beach all weekend.
Their - a possesive formation of the term "they" - as in:
THEIR dog tends to bite.
There - an adjective describing the location of something - as in:
THERE lies the body of Mrs. Hugginbottom.

It's - a contraction of "it" and "is" - as in:
IT'S a delightful day to play mini-golf.
Its - a possesive formation of the term "it" - as in:
The dragon was so fierce that no one dared enter ITS cave

which leads us into...
APOSTROPHES
Apostrophes are used in cases of possesion and contractions.

Julia's horse - singular possessives.
This term implies that we are talking about the horse owned by Julia.

Jesus's throne - singular possessive ending in s
This term shows that we are talking about the throne owned by Jesus. NOTE that even though the last letter of Jesus is an s, an apostrophe is still followed by an s when it is used to show possession.

Farmers' Market - plural possessive
This term shows that the market is that of the farmers. Because "farmer" is used in a plural form which happens to be made by adding an s to the noun, only an apostrophe is added.

Children's love - plural possesive not ending in s
Though "children" is plural, it does not end in s in its plural form, thus meaning that the apostrophe is placed after the noun and proceeded by an s.


That's the end of my rant for now, though I wish there would be a sort of test on this required upon making an account here at threadless.
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blonde8007
blonde8007 on Aug 19 '06 at 11:25pm
< /not readin any of that>
fb
fb on Aug 19 '06 at 11:25pm
wow your thinking way too much about other people and there typing
broken.yoke
broken.yoke on Aug 19 '06 at 11:25pm
Can you do semicolons?
blonde8007
blonde8007 on Aug 19 '06 at 11:26pm
i don no y u kare soo mutch abowt how peoples tipe or spel stuf.
iPear
iPear on Aug 19 '06 at 11:26pm
oh are you smart at readin and collecting bad englsish? I am glad to no dat bcuz i wish i had a person of equal aclam as me cuz i am a gord riter but no wun ever undrstandz bcruz of my corom;ilicated sentance structiore.
minxorjinx
minxorjinx on Aug 19 '06 at 11:26pm
i dont' understand anything ya'll are saying.
lookpolish
lookpolish on Aug 19 '06 at 11:27pm
Yeah, it sucks to be a compulsive proofreader in a place like this.
MoniqueH
MoniqueH on Aug 19 '06 at 11:27pm
Cools, thanks for that.
broken.yoke
broken.yoke on Aug 19 '06 at 11:28pm
Fine. Your stupid.



That one is my favorite.
Cactus Pirate Jr.
Cactus Pirate Jr. on Aug 19 '06 at 11:28pm
My teachers in elementary school taught us that it is ALWAYS proper to use the form "you and I" and never use "you and me." I learned on my own that they were wrong and have since become somewhat of a grammar nazi myself...



Because knowledge is power!
minxorjinx
minxorjinx on Aug 19 '06 at 11:28pm
I wish I was that brilliant at 16. What can I say? I've been a slow bloomer.
iPear
iPear on Aug 19 '06 at 11:29pm
thanks for stealing my joke, Gina.
minxorjinx
minxorjinx on Aug 19 '06 at 11:30pm
oh how cuuute
Jennifuhrer
Jennifuhrer on Aug 19 '06 at 11:32pm
minx, wher'd u find that?
MoniqueH
MoniqueH on Aug 19 '06 at 11:32pm
Now do verbs and helper verbs
minxorjinx
minxorjinx on Aug 19 '06 at 11:33pm
i googled images of hitler and randomly chose a page.
iPear
iPear on Aug 19 '06 at 11:34pm
Hitler verbs=Helper verbs
whylime
whylime on Aug 19 '06 at 11:36pm
skimming your post I got the impression that you were a 40-50 something school marm - but according to your profile you're 16... hmm either way I wonder why you still spend time on threadless if it makes you so angry.
broken.yoke
broken.yoke on Aug 19 '06 at 11:36pm
I bet it took you a long time to do that.

pixel_dust
pixel_dust on Aug 19 '06 at 11:37pm
It kind of bothers me too. I have a hard time submitting slogans that aren't complete sentences, I tend to capitalize them and end them with a period even though t-shirts are rarely printed that way.
minxorjinx
minxorjinx on Aug 19 '06 at 11:38pm
hold the freaking PHONE! you're a grammer nut and yet your name is 'iKissedaMerman' ... should we have a conversation about how capitalization is a part of grammar and such?
Darkie
Darkie on Aug 19 '06 at 11:39pm
Here, have some attention.
Jennifuhrer
Jennifuhrer on Aug 19 '06 at 11:42pm
Darkie. I miss you
Darkie
Darkie on Aug 19 '06 at 11:47pm
Oh,
littlem
littlem on Aug 19 '06 at 11:54pm
wow...by grammar, you are talking about punctuation, too, right?
spacesick
   spacesick on Aug 19 '06 at 11:57pm
spacesick
   spacesick on Aug 19 '06 at 11:57pm
spacesick
   spacesick on Aug 19 '06 at 11:58pm
ahaha



I wish I was high
littlem
littlem on Aug 19 '06 at 11:58pm
Darkie
Darkie on Aug 19 '06 at 11:58pm
littlem
littlem on Aug 19 '06 at 11:59pm
minxorjinx
minxorjinx on Aug 20 '06 at 12:00am
tee hee
spacesick
   spacesick on Aug 20 '06 at 12:00am
haha
littlem
littlem on Aug 20 '06 at 12:01am
kypade
kypade on Aug 20 '06 at 12:03am
by grammar nazi do you mean big loser? cuz if so, i agree. :O
minxorjinx
minxorjinx on Aug 20 '06 at 12:07am
i never knew sisqo was in a MOVIE! where the hey have i been!?



i'm depresseded all da sudden...
minxorjinx
minxorjinx on Aug 20 '06 at 12:11am
i never knew sisqo was in a MOVIE! where the hey have i been!?



i'm depresseded all da sudden...
minxorjinx
minxorjinx on Aug 20 '06 at 12:12am
wtf? how did that happen? oh well. i am slow and all.
ziggy1283
ziggy1283 on Aug 20 '06 at 12:19am
I count eight grammar mistakes in your post, though two of them are somewhat shaky, being a matter of style. However, your point still stands.



How's this? ALL of the grocery stores around here use a "10 items or LESS" lane. Most places (correctly) use "10 items or fewer."
iKissedaMerman
iKissedaMerman on Aug 21 '06 at 11:52am
Hey ziggy, please point 'em out to me if you can; it's hypocritical but I don't typically proofread blogs so I often end up with spelling &grammar mistakes out the wazoo. In response to my username: it's another username from a different blog and I didn't feel like making a new one, though I regret it now because I like having different ones. It's capitalized like that because xanga doesn't allow spaces, I didn't want to use underscores and the varying height of the letters makes it easier to read at a quick glance than IKissedAMerman or IKissedaMerman.



In addition, I don't care how people type in their blogs or their comments (well, it actually does still bother me when people switch their and there or you're and your or say good instead of well) because that's their prerogative. Submissions are another story because you're making something for someone else to WEAR. Why waste your time on creativity if something's never going to make it due to a grammatical error? I just don't get it.



Sorry if I pissed people off; this was just a little rant, and I didn't expect it to be read by so many people.
abeadle
   abeadle on Aug 21 '06 at 11:53am
aww your user name has an uncapitalized "i".
Larlar
Larlar on Aug 21 '06 at 11:54am
Your slogans are weirdly inconsistent in terms of capitalization.
chelly
chelly on Aug 21 '06 at 11:56am
i vote against anything that is obviously spelled wrong or grammatically incorrect. for instance, if you title to this blog was a slogan, you'd get a "omg, no!" from me.
iKissedaMerman
iKissedaMerman on Aug 21 '06 at 11:59am
Oh, and broken.yoke:

I'd edit it and add semicolons, but I don't know edit blogs here. I suppose that's for the better though because I find them to be pretty shaky ground.
UberRyan
UberRyan on Aug 21 '06 at 12:02pm
wazoo.... not a word.



you have plenty of run-on sentences.



something's?



no.... next time use something is.



"I just don't get it." fragment. Explanation of what you do not "get" would be needed to support the beginning structure of this statement.



Learn to hate contractions.
iKissedaMerman
iKissedaMerman on Aug 21 '06 at 12:05pm
Larlar:

Sometimes when I write them I think of what I'd like to see on a shirt, sometimes I like to use a "parallel sturcture" of sorts, (like in "Silence is Golden, but Laughter is Priceless") sometimes it just looks like it should look like that to me, and sometimes I just mess up. Capitlization is fair game to artistic liscence in my mind.
iKissedaMerman
iKissedaMerman on Aug 21 '06 at 12:07pm
Damnit I keep getting behind on these. UberRyan: I guess it must be a PA thing, cause that's a phrase that I've heard ever since I was little, though I might have spelled it wrong because it's one of those things I hear and not see. And yeah, I have a frequent tendency to write run-on sentences.
She Says So
She Says So on Aug 21 '06 at 12:08pm
fuck off
staffell
   staffell on Aug 21 '06 at 12:08pm
booininging
Larlar
Larlar on Aug 21 '06 at 12:08pm
I'm not saying it's wrong, it's just weirdly inconsistent.

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