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Byohazyrd
aka Ben Mikkelson is 18.82 years old, has been a member since June 14, 2009, has scored 0 submissions, giving an average score of 0.00.
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I left my heart in San Antonio. It wasn't the same.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Similes are like Smiles, but with both eyes open.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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I'm An Animal Lover. I Love Them Right Next To the Potatoes.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Boycott Water, One of the Leading Causes of Drowning.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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People Against Dihydrogen Monoxide
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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< Massive Pecks Concealed Here >
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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< Massive Pecks Concealed here >
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Turns out Life's Lemmons are worthless.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Yes, I yell at inanimate objects. What of it?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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If You Follow My Advice, We'll Both Be Lost.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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When life gave me lemmons, I sold them on eBay.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Razorwire: because barbed wire just doesn't cut it.
of 47 votes, 36% like it
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Potato Tomato
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Originality: it's all the same to me.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Everything you say goes in one ear and walks a mile in my shoes.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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My train of thought never left the station.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Read the Bible. It'll scare the Hell outta ya.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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WARNING: If I am walking in slo-mo, beware explosions behind me.
of 42 votes, 64% like it
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Magnets and pharmaceutical companies agree: bipolar is best.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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When I grow up, I'm going to be taller.
of 35 votes, 66% like it
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White by birth, Vulcan by choice. \\//
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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If swimming is so good for your figure, then explain whales.
of 43 votes, 70% like it
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I just loved the Three Little Pigs. They were delicious.
of 38 votes, 42% like it
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Cool guys don't look at explosions.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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Subtle as a banjo.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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CAUTION: Keep out of reach of children.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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I've stopped caring about apathetic cynics.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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I'm schitzophrenic and so am I.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Falling really gets me down.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Fury: it's all the rage.
of 44 votes, 55% like it
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I'm just a SORRY pawn in a RISKy Monopoly of Dungeons and Dragons
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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[camo shirt] If you can read this, I need a refund.
of 43 votes, 74% like it
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I brought up downsizing in my interview.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Save the frogs, disect a biology student.
of 39 votes, 56% like it
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Logic is illogical.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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"Carpe diem."
(sieze the carp.)
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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Jack Bauer could get off the island in 24 hours.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I knew Lock was in the box.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I don't cheat. I find loopholes.
of 44 votes, 59% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
...I'm on a boat.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Actually, I'm Over There.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Cynical clichés are so last year.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Don't call me a noob. I might have to teabag you.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Duey, Cheetum, and Howe.
-Attourneys at Law
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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got AIDS?
(I certainly hope not)
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Gracias. That's Spanish for "Gracias."
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I Just Saved Money On My Car Insurance!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I less-than three you. <3
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I'm on my way to Candy Mountain.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If I Followed Your Advice, We'd Both Be Lost.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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If I had my own reality show, It would be about someone else.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Life is like a box of delicious analogies.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Life is like a box of delicious analogies.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Money doesn't grow on chickens before they're hatched.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My country songs are Taylor made.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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No I am NOT a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Penguins: God's sense of humor in action.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Plasma: the hottest thing since digital thermometers.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Save the frogs, kill a Biology student.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Some people say I have Attention Dedicit how are you doing?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Some people say I have Attention Deficit--hey what's that!?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Sportsmen and Hackers agree: Phishermen need virus protection.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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The early bird gets a job worth doing well.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The moon landing was a hoax. No really! Check the Wiki!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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The road to success is paved by labor unions.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Three's a Crowd, Four is Even Teams.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Uh oh! Spammity Colammity!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Walnut = good
Peanut = better
Donut = best
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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WANTED: Red Riding Hood. For: Bakery Racketeering.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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WARNING: Environmental hazard
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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When life gives you lemmons, chuck 'em right back.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Will Work For AT&T Coverage.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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[pic of Taylor Swift] My Country Songs are Taylor Made.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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[written upside-down] This Side Up ^
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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^ This side up.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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