180 GBs! I can't possibly listen to that many songs!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Cautiously Pessimistic.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Cold Pizza: Part of a complete breakfast.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Diamond in the rough.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Everybody wants somebody... you are not my somebody.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Everybody wants to rule the world. Not enough people try.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Everyone wants to rule the world. The wrong people keep trying.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Everything "tastes like chicken" when you want it to.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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FML! (not literally)
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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FML? WTF? SRSLY?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Fog? No man, someone hot-boxed the world... yeah.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Front2Back (front) Back2Front (back)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Hacking up a hairball just isn't as sexy as "Meow".
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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How many English do you speak?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I <3 New You
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I <3 New Zealand
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I am Pro-Crastination!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I bet you take challenges easily!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I bought this shirt and all I got was this shirt.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I buy clothes over the Internet... So what?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I can get the job done. I'm a professional Crastinator.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I don't need to pay money to get ripped jeans. I do that myself!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I have x-ray vision. Let's keep this between me and your shirt.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I prefer MY shirts pre-grungy.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I revel in my obscurity.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I say "Hello." And you say "Goodbye."
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I sure hope this isn't the "cream of the crop".
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I think I can sum this situation up in 140 characters...
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I tried to make the pencil disappear...
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I walked a mile in your shoes. I stepped in poop.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm "that guy".
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm a celebrity... on Youtube.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a negative Nancy... and I'm a guy.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm actually quite relieved my blind date was blind.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I'm an Internet celebrity... so there!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm getting to old for this shirt.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm like Benjamin Button... in reverse!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not a creep. I'm just observant in a not normal way...
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not schizophrenic... At least we think so.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm stuck in the -FRIEND ZONE-
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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If I machine dry an Irishman, does he turn into a leprechaun?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If I use Twitter, does that make me a Twit?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If life is like a box of chocolates. Do diabetics hate life?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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If machine dry an Irishman, does he turn into a leprechaun?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, call the cops.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If you don't get the joke, then you clearly aren't "with it&
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If you don't get the joke, then you clearly aren't "with it&
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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If you don't get the joke, then you clearly aren't "with it&
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Internet killed the "Video Star".
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Is "Global Warming" affected by our current economic cl
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Is "Global Warming" affected by our current economic cl
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Is Global Warming affected by our current economic climate?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It's easier to say, "No" than to hear it.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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It's not lying unless they find out.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Jam sessions equipment: TV, Game Console, Plastic Guitar.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Jam-session equipment: TV, Game Console, Plastic Guitar.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Left2Die
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My great-grandfather must have dealt with some crazy blizzards...
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My lyrics are bottomless...
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Nature: Where grass is your mattress and the sky is your blanket.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Pandas: A Wee Bit Overrated
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Peer Pressure: All the cool kids are doing it.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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People tend to forget that pandas are bears too...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Petal to the medal!
Oh...
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Pie is far superior to cake.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Play me off, Keyboard Cat!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Remember that time we got completely wasted? Neither do I...
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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The drummer's the only good one in the band.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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The more I throw, the less of it sticks.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The Platypus: Because Even God Makes Mistakes.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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The weirder sounding the vocalist is, the better the band is.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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There is a very thin line between art and an accident.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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They're not comics!!! They're "Graphic Novels"!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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This analogy is as bad as a... um...
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is just making it worse.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt is too big... The Internet didn't have a fitting room.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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True love waits... right?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Warning: Pandas Are Bears!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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We can only do so much. Those pandas need to get busy!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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What's the most you've ever lost in a coin-toss?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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When you're hungry, you eat. When I'm hungry, I NOM.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Where I come from we call it a "shuttlecock".
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Who do you think you are? Sorry I'm rhetorical.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Who is this "Man" everyone keeps talking about.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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You "lol", but I know you're not.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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You can't do better.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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You had me at "Goodbye".
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Your screaming is not helping the current situation.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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^ If only this person was as witty as the shirt they're wearing.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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^ If only this person was as witty as the shirt they're wearing.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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