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jhkasdf
jhkasdf aka James H Kurtz III is a 31.98 year old boy, has been a member since October 6, 2002, has scored 3,080 submissions, giving an average score of 1.41, helping 27 designs get printed.
So, I just rolled over in bed flipped on the TV and mindlessly changed the chanels. As I paused to check my e-mail the TV sat on the Tony Danza show (don't ask why). All of a sudden he's holding up a T-Shirt with an illustration of himself falling over and says that it's from his friends at Threadless.com!! Where is this shirt? It's hilarious.

travis76
   travis76 on Jul 22 '05 at 9:09am
someone had submitted a tee that said 'hold me closer tony danza', but it didn't get printed (and is an old joke anyway)



that's wierd, man.
bortwein
   bortwein on Jul 22 '05 at 9:11am
Was it this shirt? I'm curious too.

http://www.threadless.com/submission/35234/Tony_Danza's_Skates:__So_Hot_Right_Now.
jhkasdf
jhkasdf on Jul 22 '05 at 9:24am
Yeah, man! That's it.
travis76
   travis76 on Jul 22 '05 at 9:25am
okay...how'd it get printed?
bortwein
   bortwein on Jul 22 '05 at 9:30am
I bet it was an inside joke for the threadless guys to print it then send it to Danza...
lovesickkid83
lovesickkid83 on Jul 22 '05 at 9:32am
....those bastards!
travis76
   travis76 on Jul 22 '05 at 9:37am
got them some free press, i guess...hope they paid the dude if they only made 1 shirt.
jhkasdf
jhkasdf on Jul 22 '05 at 9:38am
He said that everyone in the audience got one.
travis76
   travis76 on Jul 22 '05 at 9:42am
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

i don't like it when people keep secrets...'fess up threadless!
shimala
shimala on Jul 22 '05 at 9:48am
A few months ago we received a call from the Supervising Producer of the Tony Danza Show asking us about this submission. http://www.threadless.com/submission/35234/Tony_Danza



Bascically they wanted us to print the shirt to gift the audience. So we contacted the designer and sent it to print.



We didn't leave the designer hanging either as we gave him about 10 tees and $100 store credit.



http://www.threadless.com/scrap/danza2.jpg
lovesickkid83
lovesickkid83 on Jul 22 '05 at 9:52am
there you have it kids.
travis76
   travis76 on Jul 22 '05 at 9:53am
cool!

i'm gonna start coming up with celebrity tees -in hopes some producer spots one.... he he j/k...

so those are a very special edition limited run, eh?

that's a cool little tale.
little_hobbit_feet
little_hobbit_feet on Jul 22 '05 at 10:20am
It reminds me a LOT of the cover of a Peter Gabriel album.

I think Shaking the Tree and Shock the Monkey were on it?
little_hobbit_feet
little_hobbit_feet on Jul 22 '05 at 10:22am
Arright, I must be on crack, because I can't find it.
littlem
littlem on Jul 22 '05 at 10:52am
lhf: I know what you're talking about...I can't remember what album that is though, one of my bros would probably know.
littlem
littlem on Jul 22 '05 at 10:59am
It's not the "Us" album is it?

I also remember the guys from genesis goofin around in black and white...
little_hobbit_feet
little_hobbit_feet on Jul 22 '05 at 11:02am
It could be. The front of that was all red and blue, but maybe on the back where the songlisting is? Or even on the back of the lyrics booklet?
travis76
   travis76 on Jul 22 '05 at 11:04am
where HAVEN'T we seen b&w sillhouettes before?
littlem
littlem on Jul 22 '05 at 11:04am
Yeah, it's soo familiar to me...
little_hobbit_feet
little_hobbit_feet on Jul 22 '05 at 11:09am
It's the way his hands are... oh, christ, maybe it's Say Anything that I'm thinking of and associating with Peter Gabriel? With John Cusack?
littlem
littlem on Jul 22 '05 at 11:11am
I still haven't seen that movie...maybe I'll rent it this weekend.

little_hobbit_feet
little_hobbit_feet on Jul 22 '05 at 11:19am
Heh, the probably not.

Could it be the mighty mighty boss tones album?
littlem
littlem on Jul 22 '05 at 11:29am
Dudette, are you just yankin my chain now or what? haha
eskimokiss
   eskimokiss on Jul 22 '05 at 11:30am
I must be missing something because that does not look like Tony Danza. I don't know if it's an American only reference (we don't get the Tony Danza show here) but all I remember of Tony Danza is 'WHo's the Boss?' and a few crappy telemovies (1 with an ape, and 1 with a hot chick as his daughter)
littlem
littlem on Jul 22 '05 at 11:37am
I agree, eskimokiss, but it must be something to do with the skates that ties it all in. Maybe he was skating on the show or something and biffed it. I don't really know since I don't watch it.

The only thing I ever liked him in, is 'Taxi'
lovesickkid83
lovesickkid83 on Jul 22 '05 at 11:53am
i really really really like it when people do tony danza impressions! it really makes me laugh! its funny because a lot of people can do a fairly good impression of him. not me tho. i have the voice of a young james earl jones . . . no i dont.
littlem
littlem on Jul 22 '05 at 12:01pm
no, you sound like God.
lovesickkid83
lovesickkid83 on Jul 22 '05 at 12:02pm
oh yea thats right.
littlem
littlem on Jul 22 '05 at 12:07pm
Just call me 'elephant gal'. Not because of my wrinkly ankles or my floppy ears, or my ability to pick up things with my snout...Simply because I have a great memory.
jhkasdf
jhkasdf on Jul 22 '05 at 12:50pm
The shirt is based on this photo:



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/you_make_it/danzadive.jpg
Skipper6745
   Skipper6745 on Jul 22 '05 at 1:00pm
Haha, I was wondering what it was a reference to. (Besides Tony Danza, smartasses)
lovesickkid83
lovesickkid83 on Jul 22 '05 at 1:12pm
haha it made me laugh for GOOD 2 MIN.
Novemberist
Novemberist on Jul 22 '05 at 1:41pm
i guess im famous. i got some site credit. and some of my shirts to give to my friends. wish it had gotten printed though :].
bortwein
   bortwein on Jul 22 '05 at 2:17pm
That's way too freakn funny. Thanks jhkasdf for that photo link.
lovesickkid83
lovesickkid83 on Jul 22 '05 at 2:20pm
haha yea i want to look at it again . . . . . . . . HAHAHA stupid danza! he's so retarted! thats it! its going on my desktop as wallpaper!
little_hobbit_feet
little_hobbit_feet on Jul 22 '05 at 2:48pm
retarted isn't a word.

But it makes for an amusing typo.
lovesickkid83
lovesickkid83 on Jul 22 '05 at 2:50pm
yup typo
littlem
littlem on Jul 22 '05 at 3:16pm
Yay! I was right about the tie-in! Nya nya nya nya nya neener neener neeeeeeener!
lovesickkid83
lovesickkid83 on Jul 22 '05 at 4:22pm
aaahh suddup! just suddup ok!?
24 days later
Novemberist
Novemberist on Aug 16 '05 at 4:01pm
do you think you would vote for it and be able to get it printed if i re-submitted it? cause ive been thinking about it. it seems like a good number of people want it.
kidaro
kidaro on Aug 16 '05 at 4:23pm
Makes me think of the Elton John song: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
Luke...
   Luke... on Aug 16 '05 at 4:56pm
kidara...lol, man, i'm still laughin
Luke...
   Luke... on Aug 16 '05 at 4:57pm
sorry, typo...kidarO.....but still laughin
theperk
   theperk on Aug 16 '05 at 5:11pm
tony danza cuts in line
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