VitaliTees
aka Stephen B is a 35.93 year old boy, has been a member since June 9, 2009, has scored 5 submissions, giving an average score of 3.40, helping 0 designs get printed.
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Fairytales are true stories drenched in alcohol. The End.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Date a Mac man. PC users spread too many viruses.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Jack of all subjects. Master of recess.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Call me paranoid, but I think someone is reading my shirt
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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This shirt had a nice sense of humor; then it got dirty
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Before the recession, my shirts all had collars
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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This shirt had a good sense of humor, but it came out in the wash
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Save the forests! Where else will I hide my plantation
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Confusion is my favorite number
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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If you're going to back stab me, at least do it to my face
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Call me racist but I only liked Michael Jackson when he was black
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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If you like what you see up front, wait till you see my behind
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I don't have ADHD, you're just boring!
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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The only thing cheesier than this shirt, is a block of cheese.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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No-one likes a smart-ass.
Good thing I don't think with my ass.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Good news is:
the stress dies with you
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Can you guess which slogan's up for print?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Cougar-meat
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Cougars like their meat young
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Date a Mac man. PC users are full of viruses.
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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Hit me where it tickles
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I can tell you're not a speed reader
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I eat cannibals for breakfast
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I love America (especially the chicks)
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I might be a gaming n00b... but I only play b00bs on expert
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'd rather vote for slogans than presidents
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not over the hill. I'm on top of it.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm too tough for cannibals
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If there's only one god... His name is Hendrix
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If you can read this without smiling, you must have botox
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If you want to start a Mexican wave, go and wave at a Mexican
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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IfYouSeekAmy@MySpace
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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In internet years, we're all dinosaurs
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just me?
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Jack of all subjects. Master of Sex Ed.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Master Yoda forced me to wear this, he did
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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My opinion is more important than yours
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Never date a PC user. They're full of viruses.
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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So what. YOUR mom ran off with the MILF man!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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sxt u l8r
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The only subject I've used since school is Sex Ed
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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There's only one god. His name is Hendrix.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt is my best pickup line
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po are peeps from my crib
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Unless you're a cannibal: EAT ME!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Wait! The fun part is still coming
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Yes I can (if you're lucky)
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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You can't wash the sweat out of a sweatshop t-shirt
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/989682/VitaliTees
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
There's nothing particularly interesting about me, except my t-shirt slogans. Oh, and my bloggings. Uh, and my wardrobe. Hmm, and my job. And my cats too, yeah. And I hear my aura is an odd shade of yellowy-green. Anyone know what that means?
Plus, the government finds the fact that I haven't paid any taxes in the past ten years very, very interesting. I find that awesome!!!
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