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tmhchevelle
tmhchevelle aka Tia is a 24.99 year old girl, has been a member since June 8, 2009, has scored 2,874 submissions, giving an average score of 1.92, helping 32 designs get printed.
Birds
I hate birds. So, as unfair as this may be, and also as prejudicial, I will probably never buy or vote for a submission with a bird on it.

Now, this is not just some random hatred or fear of birds like some people have with spiders and snakes. The birds attacked me first. There was an incident when I was in Boston of a pigeon flying into my car, making my friend spill her soda. The pigeon then flew all over the car, and eventually crapped on my favorite headphones before flying out of the window. I COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP! So, I hate birds.

Sorry birdlovers, bird enthusiasts and those who just like to draw birds. The world is cruel.

xiv
   xiv on Jul 09 '09 at 9:58pm
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Jul 09 '09 at 9:59pm
professorE
professorE on Jul 09 '09 at 10:00pm
Your intolerance is noted, and will be included in the report.
Sarcasticatbest
Sarcasticatbest on Jul 09 '09 at 10:04pm
Randy hates birds too.
xiv
   xiv on Jul 09 '09 at 10:12pm
birds = rats with wings.
avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Jul 09 '09 at 10:21pm
I hate dirty birds like pigeons.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Jul 09 '09 at 10:32pm
birds are awesome.
PuppetMeat
PuppetMeat on Jul 09 '09 at 10:38pm
There was a dead bird laying in the parking lot at the store today. I was like 'ew', then wished I was there to see it get hit by the car (the likely murderer), cause if you know anything about birds, it's that they're impossible to hit with a car, so I've always wanted to see it happen, so I'd have something cool to tell my kids.



But I'm not uncool with birds.
5napple
5napple on Jul 09 '09 at 10:41pm
birds are somewhat chill, unless they're the unchill birds. then they aren't chill.
16 days later
kath.borup
kath.borup on Jul 25 '09 at 11:26pm
Birds can be scary. I sometimes get super scared of magpies!
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I am a translator in the U.S. Army. I am a single mother of a wonderful baby boy. I am way random and wound tight, but I work hard and try my best to be a good person. I love football (Go Steelers!), music (hard rock mostly), and my languages (Farsi and Dari).