opportunity was knocking but i wasn't home!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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my presence is my gift to you
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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giraffes...the present day brontosaurus
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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narwhals are better than unicorns
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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the wind did it
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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im not a lair...i just withhold the truth
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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3.14159265 = deliciousness
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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dreams are the best reality
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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music-ahaolic
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i cant hear you over the sound of how boring you are
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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candy = happiness
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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num. #2 pencil...my weapon of choice
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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say no to drugs...but yes to beer
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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the more i know the smarter i get
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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time machines are fun!
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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the funnest answer is always the wrong answer
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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go ahead...ask me
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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i went to the future and unfortunately for you im still awesome
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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time is a waste of time
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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nothing you do can save you from reading my awesome shirt
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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repeat steps 1 and 2
1. hit it
2. quit it
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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its funny you think your funny
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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wheres the rest?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i could have sworn you looked hotter last night
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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beauty lies in the eye of the BEER holder
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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if i cant have it then i must destroy it
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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everything is better when its free
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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beware: i know the dark side of the force
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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octo-pie
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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a beer a day keeps boredom away
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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id wear a better shirt if it wasn't for the economy
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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run like a velociraptor
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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eyes up here you perv
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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yes...i am a professional amateur
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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you smell like up-dog
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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raise you hand if your reading my shirt
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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una cervesa por-favor
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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sure i can...but i don't want to
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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this tee shirt makes people read
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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master-vader
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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execute order 66
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL...JUST ASK AL GORE
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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in METAL i trust
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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birds are awesome
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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all my other shirts are better than this one
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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beer...the breakfast of champions
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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shouldn't it be better called a uni-horn?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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you may not notice but i can see you reading my shirt...stop it
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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WELCOME TO HELL...HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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the force is strong with this one...if you know what i mean.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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