...and they never found the body
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Before you do the deed, wrap your steed!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Buy me a nice shrubbery.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Combat Wombat
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Damn. There goes another one.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Did you just say "OMG"?!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Ferrets Unite!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Fill your beer with fridge!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I agree to your Legal Terms.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I belong in the corner.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I bought you flowers, but I left them at my girlfriend's house.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I got out of the brownie circle alive.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I grow my own potatoes.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I had my cake, but then I ate it.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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I motion to bring back nap time!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I tapped that. Twice.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'll air guitar, you air drum
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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I'm addicted to Threadless.com
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Jesus Beat Tetris
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Memories are tomorrow's special thoughts of today
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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My faithful penguin calls you a slut and throws ice cubes at you.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Reraed tihs sihrt.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Someone get me a beer.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Superman wants his shirt back.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Tell your mom I had too much homework last night.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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the lawn gnomes are coming!
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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There's nothing I can't do. Try me.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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they'll put anything on a shirt these days
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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This face just made your day.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is hilarious at 2am.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Turn around and walk away.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Under this shirt is another shirt
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Whoa... what happened to your face?
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Why, yes! That's indeed an unusual thought! Now please, shut up.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Words cannot express what I am thinking.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Wow. You can read.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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You don't like my shirt? I don't like your face.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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You like my shirt? Too bad, my shirt doesn't like you.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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You tryin to get a man, or does that say desperate on your ass?
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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You're so emo, you pierced your wrists.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Your panda is no match for my sloth.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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[ fancy shirt ]
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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[ radio edit ]
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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_____aholic
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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