Based ona true story.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Screw 5-dollar-footlongs, its all about 5-dollar-shirts!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I sacrificed my kids for this shirt.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'm the new word on the street.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The worst race of all are the Racist.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I bet I can punch myself harder than you can!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Damn!I accidentally clicked on: "I'd wear it"
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Damn!I accidentally clicked on: "I'd wear it"
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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Look closely theres a hidden message in tiny letters. (slap!)
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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if yuo cna't rdae tshi sihrt , yruo wtah sceinitsts clal stpupid.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Ooops, I thought I was in a costume party.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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If you can't buy happiness, you just don't know where to shop.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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My most recent invention: Trap door on a life boat.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt makes me sweat more than an pervert at recess.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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( at groceries)How did you find everything?-I followed the signs.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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How can I help you? I don't know- what are you good at?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Let me put on my Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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If I may, allow me to take off my assistant skirt.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Beans= Mexican Vitamin P-2 (read with mexican dialect.)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Juss kuz im black huh!?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Under all these clothes I'm completely naked.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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This shirt might not be funny to you because its a smart-joke.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm Thirtyteen.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life.Never.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Rabid-Child-Arsonists.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I am not a racist, I hate everyone equally.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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!sdrawkcab no si trihs sihT
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Grab,pull, PUNCH!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Different types of Drink:Purple-drink,Yellow-drink,Blackdrink etc
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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There is no such thing as juice!
Just drink.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Excuse me, but you dropped something....a conversation.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You sick pervert!
Quit looking at my chest!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Nobody knows, but under all these clothes...I'm butt-naked!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Nobody knows the sorrow I'm in.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I need thread, thus I am Threadless.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Intolerable Manboobs.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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What the hell is <3!?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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BBOY OR DIE!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You probably don't know, but this is a smart joke.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Mexican Candy Rocks!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I love Midget-Tossing Competitions.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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P89X
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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He who is full of himself....probably has diarrhea.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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$500 DOLLAR-SHIRT!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Ima Sword-Hammer your ass!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Mexican farmer+Pig
=Swine-Flu!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not racist...I own a gameboyCOLOR.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I met Chuck Norris...IN HELL!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Tired of "when life gives you lemons" shirts?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Rock!,Paper!,Chuck Norris!
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Its raining cats and dogs!...also $h*t.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I was born neked.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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