Can you speak up? I cant hear over the devil on my shoulder
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Chuck Norris FTW!
:D
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Cigarette is a girl cigar
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Clusterfux
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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cool whip?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Dinosaur of words = Thesaurus
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Don't hate, Masterbate
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Don't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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every senior citizen should have life alert
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Everyone wants to go to Heaven... but no one wants to die?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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FAIL!!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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fruit=good, cake=good, fruit+cake=wtf?
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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FYE HUNJED DALLAA!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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FYI:
I live with my mom, I ride a bike, and I don't have a job.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Great, we have a black guy in the white house asking for change
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance..?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Hi Mom! :D
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Howbout an ice cold glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I am all out of bubble gum..
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I chill with captain america
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I dyslexic not am
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I have a purebred puggle
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I have more friends then Tom.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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i lernd howe 2 spel:]
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I said click "i'd wear it" ! Not "um, stupid"
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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i swear! It was thiss biggg!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I thought i told you to die?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I win at failing
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'd rather shoot myself then become suicidal.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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if you can read this your in my bubble
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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if you click "um, stupid" your gay
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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if you read this click "i'd wear it"
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If you were a shirt.. i'd wear you
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If your taking the time to read this shirt, give me a dollar
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Im having trouble holding the twins back.. (girl shirt)
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Im new in town, can i get directions to your place?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Imonnaa eatchuuu
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Is it just me or does that guy look like Jesus?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Its yummy and ends with amburger
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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jesus cleans my front yard
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Jesus gave me this shirt
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Jumbo Shrimp? WTF?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Just the way your mother likes it
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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La fiesta in me pantanoles?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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LG, lifes gay
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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lol
omg
wtf?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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luke! Im yo daddyy
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Men spend 9 months trying to get out, and life wanting back in..
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Mom's love me:]
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My birthday suit is a designer brand
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My mom has a super power.. she becomes evil once a month
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My other shirts a lamborghini
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My wife's my mom and my daughters my sister.. WOT!?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Never trust a skinny chef..
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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No means yes, and yes means yes even more!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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NO! Thats a Tigon! Goshh!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Nobody is homeless.. there just houseless?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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nobody takes a fat guy in a red suit seriously..
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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nuuhh uhhhh
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Put some duct tape on and your good to go
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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pwnzilla
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Quit staring at my chest you perv..
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Relax, the government will take care of us.. [back] NOT!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Righty tighty lefty loosie
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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So there's baby jesus,and dying jesus..wtf? wheres teen jesus?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Sorry, Im retarded..
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Suck it trebek!!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Taco bell is the reason for global warming..
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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That is NOT what she said at all!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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That shirtt is hideouss.. Take it off!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Thats my area of expertise
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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The energizer bunny was arrested.. and charged with battery.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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The tooth fairy stolded my teeth:(
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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There are 3 words that degrade men everywhere... "Hold my pu
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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There are 3 words that degrade men everywhere... "Hold my pu
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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This looks like 500 bucks to me?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This looks like 500 bucks to me?
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Tough crowd today..
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Turn off the lights.
[Glow ink]
Thanks
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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walking on sunshine can be deadly.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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What does super pasta taste like?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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What if i said i had a million dollars?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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What sound does a moose make?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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What you call dog with no legs?
Dont matter. he aint gonna come.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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When life gives you lemons, F%#@ THE LEMONS!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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When life gives you lemons.. say FU%# the lemons and bail
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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When the world ends, can I have your car?
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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where ever you goo, there you aree
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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where ever you goo, there you aree
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Where is This....Candyland you speak of?
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Where Is This...Candyland You Speak Of?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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who the hell is peter piper? and why is he picking my peppers!?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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why do we give a damn about mary and her little lamb?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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will ninja for money
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Yeah? Well i'd kill you in halo!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Yes, I bite
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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You cant spell families without lies
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You people do nottt listen at allll..
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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You put the laughter in slaughter
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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[placement on shoulder] DO NOT LEAN!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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