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BestInSmallDoses
aka Paul Wielunski is a 27.4 year old boy, has been a member since March 5, 2005, has scored 4081 submissions, giving an average score of 0.20.
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george washington doesnt care about me and my problems.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a smiley face sticker.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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freckles are the marks you get everytime you disappoint god.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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right and wrong are just words.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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i fall to sleep every night thinking of ways to make you cry.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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you know what i like about you? absolutely nothing.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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there IS an 'I' in 'quit' though...
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Love. Just one of my many hobbies.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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School kids on buses should be singing my name.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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your mom warned you about me.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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there was a line. i assumed it had something to do with cupcakes.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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time is so damn persistant.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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i probably deserved it.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Dance like no ones watching.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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joke's on you, i didn't wash my hands.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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it can't rain everyday...
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
3 guys go in a bar.not sure how the joke ends,but ur moms a whore
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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according to the bible, Jesus Christ is one gnarly lookin' dude!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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anyone up for some sloppy seconds?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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best in small doses.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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best in small doses...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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champion at living.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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crazy enough to amuse total strangers.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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First come... First served.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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i am underrated.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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i deserved it.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i don't care if you think i'm too apathetic.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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i don't live at home. my roommates just happen to be my parents.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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i laugh at myself a lot. does that make me funny?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I like to do it when no ones looking.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I operate heavy machinery.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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i play hard to get... rid of.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I put the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia'!
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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i put the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia'.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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I walked.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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i want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I will ROCK those pancakes to empty plate status.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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i wish i wasn't so damn rich...
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I'm dirty on purpose.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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if i was offered a slave, i'd totally say, 'no thanks'.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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inside this shirt is the most terrific guy!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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instead of counting every minute, make every minute count.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Just another child actor from the 80s...
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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my arms are tired from hugging.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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My mom says I'm handsome.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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MySpace cured my disease of lonliness. Bands are my friends.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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one potent combination of verbal diarehhea and stunned silence.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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say hi to your mom.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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so fond of cake.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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someone your friends haven't dated.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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without Me it's just "Aweso"!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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you can lead a horse to water,but you cant drink soda with a fork
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/97698/BestInSmallDoses
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Tees I own?
The Rare Pixelated Shark of the South-Pacific.
Ziggy Stardog.
The Sea And The Sky.
Freeloader on the Yak Express.
Tree.
Splash of Senses.
Deer Organ.
These Trees Stand Tall.
You Just Lost Our Staring Contest.
Nice Boobies.
This Shirt Hides My Cold Robot Interior.
Zen Gardens Make Me Angry.
Chinese Peaches.
Money Shot.
I Heart Threadless.
Nineteen Seventy Five.
Night Birds.
Psychadelic Peacock.
Prepare For Fight.
Strange Birds.
HI.
Impossible Love.
Simon Says...
So far, this is the oldest i have ever been.
This is in spanish when you are not looking.
Chance.
Caged.
Frida's Garden.
Happy Chaos.
Reach for the Sky.
Slinky + Escalator = Infinite Fun.
Bigfoot & Friends.
Best Mime Ever.
Snack.
God&doG.
The Silence of the Lambs.
Technology Ruins Nature.
mmm... oranges!
Regrowth: Katrina.
Survival of the Shittest.
My Pet Human.
i'm poor, especially after buying all those tshirts!
so, help me earn street points so i can impress the ladies of Williamsburg with nifty new tees?
thanks!
"I just said that you are good looking, well dressed, single, and funny! All the qualities a girl looks for, only to find out, inevitably, that the guy is gay. But I am happy that you are not, of course"
aww, thanks!
i try to be funny.
i tend to succeed.
my closet is full of tshirts, organized by color.
Oliver is the wallpaper of both my computer & phone.
i possess a good set of manners.
i'm innocent, usually.
i'm always contemplating.
i must walk on your left.
don't ask.
i'm not sure what i want to be when i grow up.
being random is sometimes just a thing i do.
anywhere from the wallflower at a party to the life of it.
drinks help.
i've been known to be awkward.
a fortune cookie once told me that, "you are the greatest person in the world."
i'm not gonna argue, but that is definitely one high watermark to keep up.
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