Tees I own?
The Rare Pixelated Shark of the South-Pacific.
Ziggy Stardog.
The Sea And The Sky.
Freeloader on the Yak Express.
Tree.
Splash of Senses.
Deer Organ.
These Trees Stand Tall.
You Just Lost Our Staring Contest.
Nice Boobies.
This Shirt Hides My Cold Robot Interior.
Zen Gardens Make Me Angry.
Chinese Peaches.
Money Shot.
I Heart Threadless.
Nineteen Seventy Five.
Night Birds.
Psychadelic Peacock.
Prepare For Fight.
Strange Birds.
HI.
Impossible Love.
Simon Says...
So far, this is the oldest i have ever been.
This is in spanish when you are not looking.
Chance.
Caged.
Frida's Garden.
Happy Chaos.
Reach for the Sky.
Slinky + Escalator = Infinite Fun.
Bigfoot & Friends.
Best Mime Ever.
Snack.
God&doG.
The Silence of the Lambs.
Technology Ruins Nature.
mmm... oranges!
Regrowth: Katrina.
Survival of the Shittest.
My Pet Human.

i'm poor, especially after buying all those tshirts!
so, help me earn street points so i can impress the ladies of Williamsburg with nifty new tees?
thanks!


"I just said that you are good looking, well dressed, single, and funny! All the qualities a girl looks for, only to find out, inevitably, that the guy is gay. But I am happy that you are not, of course"
aww, thanks!

i try to be funny.
i tend to succeed.
my closet is full of tshirts, organized by color.
Oliver is the wallpaper of both my computer & phone.
i possess a good set of manners.
i'm innocent, usually.
i'm always contemplating.
i must walk on your left.
don't ask.
i'm not sure what i want to be when i grow up.
being random is sometimes just a thing i do.
anywhere from the wallflower at a party to the life of it.
drinks help.
i've been known to be awkward.

a fortune cookie once told me that, "you are the greatest person in the world."
i'm not gonna argue, but that is definitely one high watermark to keep up.