The definition of living is never dying!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Never play with your food, it might win you!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Amnesia is a forgettable science
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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A web designer suffers Cuz of the CSS: Chronicle
Stress Syndrome
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Goths are so transparent...
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Marlin wins all the sword fights
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The voices are telling me I am not psychotic, just self absorbed
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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memories are delightful fractions of the past
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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The way to happiness is following the green money road
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I am not an addict, I just really, really, really need my meds!
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Surprises are unwanted moments of the truth
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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DNA:
Disturbing
Natural
Abnormality
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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the search for the truth is knowing that is a lie
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I.L.Y.= I laugh at You
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am looking forward to the past!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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They make the tough decisions...
(rock, paper and scissor)
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I will be in different places at the same time...
Organ donor
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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The only security everybody has in life is death
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Vampires are beautiful because they maintain a liquid diet
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Today’s stories are tomorrow’s news.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I am not mad, this is my poker face.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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The secret to immortality is never dying.
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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Adan: “Eva, Jesus told me you owed me a rib”.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I like dating, unless I have a date.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My polar bear is bipolar.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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If you break it, I’ll buy it.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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If you are going to look, you better touch!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I am not a liar, just creative!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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My New Year's resolution is not making one!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I am terrified of shots, but not the tequila ones
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I hate Mondays and Tuesdays too!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I can tell you are bored, cuz you are reading this!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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You are a Man iack!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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