Solution: Everyone adopts cannibalism, the food shortage ends.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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If my feet were as hairy as a sasquatch's, I'd be sad too.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Just tell your guests that the dinosaur kabobs are chicken.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I hate it when my scantron answers line up.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Bert, if you're not going to wax your unibrow,then I won't either
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Barney had the potential to eat children, but was a failure
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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things that should be banned: 1) John Tesh as a musician.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I eat most of my meals at Costco.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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among the worst inventions: toesocks, the papaya, and baldspots
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This treasure troll ain't got no bling in his/her belly
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I buy my leggings from George Washington.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Goal of Life: Michelle Obama's Arms.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I prefer eating meatloaf over listening to it.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Bollywood Reject.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Gucci called, they want your face for their new alligator purse
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Ptolemy ptore it up like a pterodactyl
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I'm going back in time so I can wear powdered wigs
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Genie, it looks like a bad case of magic lamp claustrophobia
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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one pink slip, one big paper cut
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My immortality competes with the common housefly
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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You are quite pterofying, Mr. Pterodactyl
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Steak made from prime cuts of aged brontosaurus
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'm going back in time to terminate the perm.
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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baby got back... from daycare, about an hour ago...
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Despite what she says, Jenny is from the suburbs, not the Block
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I too, aspire to be a cop for kindergartners.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I majored in Pink Slip-ology.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Lean Mean Fat Reducing Cloning Machine
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Oh,for heaven's sake,Ethel! Figure out what to put on this shirt!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Maury: Mother Goose, you are NOT the mother!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I scream, you scream, we all scream... and run for our LIVES!!!
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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"Get to za choppah!"
-Arnold
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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You're so vain, you probably thought this shirt was about you
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Your shoulder pads called, the 80s are over.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Clarissa, stop explaining it all. I don't care anymore.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Shoulder pad implant surgeries ended in 1988
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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they're out of chicken nuggets... time to call 911.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Your face matches your alligator skin purse
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Hannah Montana called, she wants her wig back.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Xylophobia
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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My Hannah Montana wig is in the wash.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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got a pink slip and a blue collar sob
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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worst case scenario: getting moded.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Overdue library books? Cuz you've got fiiine written all over you
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Migrant migraine brain drain
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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We're so moded, the world just exploded.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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