The Piano: Racial harmony since the 17th century.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Procrastinating is such an ugly word; I prefer, Brainstorming.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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Gravitationally speaking, everyone's a down-to-earth person.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I have a love-hate relationship with paradoxes
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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H2O: World's greatest threesome.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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Lady Marmalade always seems to find herself in a jam.
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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Responsibility: The death of the Peter Pan dream.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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If sleep wasn't mandatory, I'd get alot more procrastination done
of 23 votes, 43% like it
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I've got a Pretty huge Euphemism
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Organised Crime: Well, at least it's tidy.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
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Sci five!
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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When Plotting, always factor in the possibility of meddling kids
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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(front)Read the back. (back)So you just do whatever t-shirts say?
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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My imagination is owned by Disney
of 26 votes, 54% like it
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What happens in Vegas, gets uploaded to facebook
of 26 votes, 50% like it
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Psychics take all the fun out of Hide and Seek
of 24 votes, 54% like it
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The key to my heart, is regular flowing blood.
of 24 votes, 54% like it
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[design with multiple buttons] Go on, I dare you to push them
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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What motivates a Cat to steal a tongue in the first place?
of 28 votes, 50% like it
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[front] Grab on to my waist...
[back] It's Conga Time!
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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Apparently, writing on people's walls is only acceptable online.
of 30 votes, 63% like it
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E-Mail: All those years spent perfecting my handwriting wasted!
of 28 votes, 61% like it
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I spoke to Freud the other day. Apparently I'm a compulsive liar.
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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As time went on, Punctuality and I grew further and further apart
of 38 votes, 63% like it
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Cake makes me happy
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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After ten days, I defy anyone NOT to cry over spoilt milk
of 23 votes, 52% like it
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Debates are for those who simply don't know I'm right yet.
of 31 votes, 74% like it
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Immortality: Great News For Insurance Companies
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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A lot more books would be read if they were printed on t-shirts
of 37 votes, 54% like it
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TV: Raising our kids for us since the 1930s
of 42 votes, 62% like it
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To be honest, I rarely tell the truth.
of 38 votes, 42% like it
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I miss simpler times, when a poop was all that was required of me
of 45 votes, 42% like it
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Alarm Clocks: A Dream's Worst Nightmare.
of 45 votes, 62% like it
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If I wasn't self-centered, how would the world revolve around me?
of 41 votes, 44% like it
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Just because I'm awake, does not mean I want to do stuff.
of 37 votes, 49% like it
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‘Quite frankly’ is the start of a beautiful argument.
of 37 votes, 41% like it
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Vegetarians are hypocrites: Plants are living things too!
of 36 votes, 50% like it
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I'm not Procrastinating; I'm just actively waiting for Motivation
of 36 votes, 61% like it
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Agoraphobics: The house is your oyster.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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Scientists would argue, Sky is NOT the limit.
of 34 votes, 56% like it
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I'm only here to brainstorm
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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X-Ray Vision: The most perverted super-power of them all.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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I so wasn't prepared for human interaction today
of 35 votes, 51% like it
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If you've read this more than once, chances are i'm following you
of 46 votes, 63% like it
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Heroes get significantly less girls than Villains: Think about it
of 38 votes, 61% like it
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I'd help the environment if 'going green' came in more colours
of 43 votes, 67% like it
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Your happiness displeases me.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Is it alright if I pay you in Rupees?
of 35 votes, 51% like it
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Let me take your picture now and I'll Photoshop us together later
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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I'm watching you as you read this.
of 34 votes, 50% like it
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By reading this you have agreed to the full Terms and Conditions.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Ok, tell me the truth: If I buy you a drink, will it benefit me?
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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My other personality says there is nothing wrong with us.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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A penny for my thoughts? Is that all I'm worth to you?!
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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I'm a simple person... all I want is world domination.
of 35 votes, 54% like it
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Why shouldn't I drink? Even Jesus wouldn't settle for just water!
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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If it's a game show and it's not Japanese, then it's pointless.
of 30 votes, 53% like it
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Decaffeinated coffee is NOT coffee!
of 27 votes, 56% like it
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