Prisoner In the Culture Wars.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Poetry--Imagination Seeds Thrown To the Winds.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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History Never Gets Old.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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My Life Coach Quit.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Nostradamus Created the Mayan Calendar On Mars.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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One Kind Word Could Change a Life.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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WAR---Fight Against the Idea.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Even Great Products Need Slogan Sex.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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A Better Slogan--A Better Product.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Messaging--Good I'm Not At.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Puns Pick Your Knows.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Help a Bully--Stop Them.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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"Bring It." Only Say This For Pizza.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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A Lot of CoWARds Love War.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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You Can't Google Truth.
of 53 votes, 32% like it
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Beta Testing Is Nothing New.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I'm On An Information Diet--So, Shut Up.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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Taglines Are Slogans For Slogans.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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The Impossible Happens Every Day.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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"Unless" Is a Magical Word.
"Unless".....
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Picture a Blank Canvas.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Making Things Makes You Better.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Slogans Make You Think & Keep You From Thinking.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Poetry--So Little Time / So Much Rhyme.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Destiny Is Fate With Wings.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Imagination--Unhackable, Codeless, Infinite, & Free.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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A Blogger Is a Journalist With a Job.
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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I'm Off the Grid---In My Head.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Life Sometimes Punks Us All.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Burning a Candle At Both Ends--Doubly Wicked.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Gun Rights? How About Gun Wrongs?
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Toy Stores Are the True Game Changers.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Infinite Hyperbole Lasts Forever.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Once Upon a Time.....People Told Stories...And..
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Randomness Is a Pill We Take Each Morning.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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We All Fall. A Few Fly.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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A L--O--N--G Slogan Is a Wrong Slogan.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Without Words, We Would All Live In Caves.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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I Like Similes. I Am a Metaphor.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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I Predict Nostradamus Will Be Forgotten.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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{WARNING} Earth Too Small For Wars.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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If You Live Your Life Looking For Signs, STOP.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Paradoxes Make Me Happy. Is That Sad?
of 52 votes, 35% like it
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America: { ImagiNation }
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Paradoxes Are Understood When You Don't Understand Them.
of 44 votes, 39% like it
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An Opinion Doesn't Become A Fact Because You Believe It.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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Dark Energy Matters.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Politicians Are Always Poll Dancing.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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1865 U.S.Civil War Ended. South Lost. Stop Fighting.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Mayonnaise Goes Well With Irony.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Hidden Fees Are Corporate Fleas.(Twitter Spray.)
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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My Consultant Told My Publicist To Tell My Agent: "Hi."
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Regrets Can Be Fuel For Your Future.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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We Are A Collection Of Our Stories. Soothing & Sad.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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People Who Vote For War Should Be Made To Fight In Them.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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God Gave Me The Brain I Used To Become An Atheist.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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It's Good To Use Euphemisms.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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The Perfect Zen Shirt: No Words, No Art, No Color.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Puns Can Trip You Before You Stand Up.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Paradoxes Improve Imagination. (Or Do They?)
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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A Bumper Sticker Is A Slogan On Spring Break.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Shoes Are not Only Made For the Feet But For the Heart.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Boy Meets Girl. Girl Considers Boy. Boy Orders Pizza.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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I Love The Candy Of Conundrums & The Wine Of Wisdom.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Will The Rapture Hurt My Credit Rating?
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Cliche Slayer.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Want More Meaning In Life? Buy An Unabridged Dictionary.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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Multitasking? Talk, Drive, Text, Drive,
Text, Die.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Forgiveness Is a Gift You Get When You Give It.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Space Puts Infinity In Its Place.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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On My Pillow, Waiting To Drop Into a Dream.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Flirting--Kissing With Your Eyes.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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I'm Not Just Broke. I'm Cyberbroke.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Slogans Are Word Champagne.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Cats Train Us.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Logic Isn't a Hammer. It's a Long Screw.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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"Whatever" used to be a word. Now it's just punctuation
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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I'm so poor Nigerians don't e-mail me for money.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I Never Learned To Hate.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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Creativity 3: Ray Bradbury,Steve Jobs,William Shakespeare
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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What is the easiest job? Fact checker for Fox News.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Twitter--Treasure-trove or water cooler rant bucket?
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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People in ties often tell lies.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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PR - hiding the holocaust with hyacinths & cupcakes.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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DNA is innocent. Prejudice & hate have to be learned.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Clean coal? Yea, & kind cancer & beautiful sludge.
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Reading is a mental condom (Protects you from ignorance.)
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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You had me at,"I'm rich."You complete my love--for mone
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Paranoia will never catch me.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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NASA & NASCAR: Both obsessed with going around & around &
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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21st century? Because of religions, more like the 12th.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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No one can say acupuncture is pointless.
of 49 votes, 33% like it
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You know,athletes,you know,say, you know,a lot,you know.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Yesterday, I Sold My Past On eBay. Good Bye & Good Buy.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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FORTUNE COOKIE MESSAGE: Please Ignore Previous Message.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Kindle: DANGER: May Cause Verbal Enhancement.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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New Miranda Warning:You Have The Right To Remain Sarcastic
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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To Know An Era, Read Its LitERAture.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Facebook Is Blah, Blah,Blah.
Twitter Is Yada,Yada,Yada.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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If All You Read Are Fortune Cookies, You Are Not Wise.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Wake Me When The Recession Is Over.
of 63 votes, 32% like it
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You Never Forget Your First Slogan.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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# 1 American Export--
I M A G I N A T I O N.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Many People Who Pray, Prey.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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A Great Slogan Opens Minds & Wallets.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Pinocchio Nose The Truth.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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DNA Makes Us Different The Same Way.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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When You Win, It Isn't Gambling.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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The Next Big Thing &The Last Big Thing--WORDS.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Reading.Calm / Reading.Excitement.
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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A Slogan A Day Sends Admen Your Way.
of 66 votes, 6% like it
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Thingamajig Gadgets Are Just Gismo Doodad Whatsits.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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EUREKA Seeker.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Start-ups Are Always BRAND New.
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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From Bulls&Bears to Vultures, Weasels & Rats:Wall Street.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Cat Pictures Are Purrfect.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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A Little Hug Can Be HUGe.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Green Is Just Blue When It Goes Outside.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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A Paradox Is Better Than One.
of 60 votes, 33% like it
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4 G --Guerrilla, G-String, Gargoyle, Glitz.
of 76 votes, 7% like it
|
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Angry, Out of Context &. Eating Cliches. Imagine.
of 70 votes, 9% like it
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Narcissists Always See Eye To I.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Companies Are People, Jello Is Steak, Snowflakes Are Rocks--Not.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Good--Buy American /
Bad--K Street Sold America.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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I'm A Closet Narnia Fan.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Dog Whistles Are A Sound Investment.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Stealth Technology? I Just Don't See It.
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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It's Easy To Spot a Rorschach Test
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Spock Was the Reason For Star Trek.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Vegetarian Zombies Never Get Ahead.
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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When They Burn One Book, They Burn All Books.
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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Orange Is Just Yellow Showing Off.
of 61 votes, 44% like it
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Wall Street--Vegas For the 1%.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Glass Houses Rock.
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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Sound Bites Choke Discussions.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Begin the Happy Endings.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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{Slogans} = Viral Verbal Nectar.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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Not Knowing Literary Allusions Was His Achilles' Heel.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Sharp Slogans Pop Cultures.
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Slick Slogans Slide.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Partly Cloudy / Partly Sunny--
Whether Weather.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Lemmings Trend To The End.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Wine--Grapes With Wings.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Cartoonists Draw Attention.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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Zombie Clowns Eat Smiles.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Slogan Writers Are Always Handing You A Line.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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This Is a T-Shirt Intervention.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Outliers Tell the Truth.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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You Can't Censor Truth.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Blue Movies--More Pink Than Blue.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Wall Street Schemes /
Killed American Dreams.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Romantics Love Yesterday.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Writers--Verbal Vampires.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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{PLEASE BAN MY BOOKS}
(Will Increase sales.)
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Fire The Book Burners.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Twitter--Creativity Catnip.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Ghosts & Angels Are Invisible Because They Don't Exist.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Life--Certain Restrictions Apply.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Occupy Wall Street--A Soapbox For the 99%.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Class Warfare--Math Beats History.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Zombies Vote Republican.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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Occupy Wall Street--A Magical Metaphor For Change.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Puppies Heal Souls.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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Trick Or Treat: I Am the 1%.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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To A Cat Everything Is Spam.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Welcome To Planet Irony.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Fairness Is the New Patriotism.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Zombies Always Eat And Run.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Occupy Minds With Fairness.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Snowflakes Fingerprint Winter.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Karma Keeps Copies.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Twitter--Messages In Bottles For the Social Sea.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Snail Mail Is Touching.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Faith--Hope In High Heels.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Put Words In a Row & See Where They Go.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Fate Is Optional.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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No Religions = No Wars.
of 51 votes, 29% like it
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The Perfect Design Doesn't Scream or Whisper.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Hell Is Life Without Music.
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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2008 Wall Street--Reverse Robin Hood.
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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Banks--No Interest, In Fairness.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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This Shirt Was In-Sourced. (USA).
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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There Is Nothing To Compare With a Great Analogy.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
|
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Cats--The Ultimate Posers.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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[ "Cool" ]--The Coolest Word in English.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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America--Horizons of Possibilities.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Life Is A Metaphor For Life.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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Feng Shui Has No Place In My Life.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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It's Raining Words:drizzle, shower, downpour, deluge, storm.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
|
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Poetry Gives Us a Place For Rage And Romance.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Textbooks Teach Boredom.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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If You Don't No Words, There Knot Puny.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
|
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Panacea Slogans--
Everything For All.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Artists Show Us The Poetry Of Life.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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This Is Not Your Grandfather's English.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Capital Punishment Isn't Appealing.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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A Conspiracy--Secrets Everyone Knows.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Art--The World's Best Cliche Killer.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
|
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Quid Pro Quo To Go.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Words Are My Comfort Food.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
|
Scarecrows Only Scare
the Stupid Crows.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
|
|
The Internet Changed Evolution
Into a Revolution.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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My Phone Is Smart
Because I Am.
of 65 votes, 23% like it
|
Words Sentence Us
The Write Way.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Size Doesn't Matter--
Neanderthals Had Bigger Brains.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
|
Hummingbirds & Unicorns Mate With Care.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
|
Laboratory Rats Always Seem
Amaze-d.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
|
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You All Make Me Blue:Azure, Denim, Electric, Sky, Hyacinth.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Save Part of Your Day to Play.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Trying To Define Humor Is a Joke.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
|
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Chocolate Is a Religion.
(Caramels a Sect.)
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Words Are Magical Gifts We Give To Friends & Lovers.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Flabbergasted Often. Gobsmacked Occasionally.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
|
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"It Was Meant To Be." / Makes No Sense To Me.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Artists Want a Brush With Life.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Art Is Medicine For the Soul.
of 61 votes, 30% like it
|
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Sculpture--Getting the World In Shape.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Design Isn't Everything, But It's All Things.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Museum--A Wonderful Collection of Dreams.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
|
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Art & Music Aren't Electives--They're Life.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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Our Legal System Is a Crime.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
|
Corporations Are People Factories Homes
Executives Mom. NOT
of 49 votes, 8% like it
|
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Artists Give Us New Eyes.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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Art= Light & Lines In an Endless Dance.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I Am The Boss Of Me.
of 71 votes, 14% like it
|
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Schools That Just Teach to State
Tests Get an F.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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WITHOUT UNIONS:Minor Miners, 6-Day Job,& Working Weekends.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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You Never Forget Your First Tweet.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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Fate Is a Lie & an Excuse For Failing.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
|
Music--Mood Medicine.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I Bee A Englich Teachor
of 46 votes, 22% like it
|
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I Like My Hyperboles Cosmic.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
|
The Enemies of Truth
Are Your Enemies.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
|
Forgiveness--A Gift You Get When You Give It.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
|
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Seduction Always Begins With the Eyes.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
|
Poets Talk Fire To the Darkness.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
|
Once Upon a Time, There Was a Cliche....
of 52 votes, 21% like it
|
|
Mellifluous--A Word That Sounds
Mellifluous.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
|
The Yin of Silence,
The Yang of Words.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
|
A Paradigm Is More Than 20 Cents.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
|
|
Miracle--a Coincidence With
a Happy Ending.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
|
A Good Teacher Is a Great Gift.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
|
It's Always Pun Thyme.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
|
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I Always Default to Words.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Grammar Drama? You or Me?
of 60 votes, 10% like it
|
The "Paranormal" Is Junk Science Crap.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
|
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Faith Healers Make Me Sick.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
|
Never Lend Money to Zombies.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
|
I Always Take Know For
An Answer.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
|
|
Poetry: Making Love To a Dictionary.
of 75 votes, 29% like it
|
Thesaurus: A Writer's Buffet.
of 64 votes, 23% like it
|
Kiss My Kindle, Pat My i-Pad,
Nibble My Nook: e-Love.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Show Me Your Slogan & I'll Show You Mine.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Poetry Speaks If You Listen.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
|
GOLD: Better Than Money
the Color of Honey. Golden.
of 63 votes, 11% like it
|
|
Technology Is the
Infinite Tease.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
|
Praise Is the Best Grade a
Teacher Can Give.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
|
Nostradamus Was Kidding.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
|
|
Design--A Weapon
And a Shield.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
|
There Is No App For Love.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
|
Push the Envelope Out Of the Box Ahead Of the Curve
of 63 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Gamer Tamer.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
|
I Love the Paradoxes I Hate.
of 64 votes, 36% like it
|
Art Isn't Optional.
of 57 votes, 33% like it
|
|
I Sell Jokes By the Pound &
Puns By the Frown.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
|
Pigs Would Fly,
For Pie In the Sky.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
|
Zombies Prefer Apple
Products and Unlaced
Boots.
of 68 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Salmon Go Home To Die.
Politicians To Lie.
of 68 votes, 12% like it
|
This Shirt Has a Backstory
And a Subtext.
of 69 votes, 17% like it
|
Wit For Hire.
(not higher)
of 67 votes, 10% like it
|
|
I Read Too Much
& Not Enough.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
|
We Are All Aliens
From the Dust of the
Stars.
of 67 votes, 15% like it
|
To a Writer, Everything
Is a Metaphor.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
|
|
Don't Let Catchphrases
Catch You--B Original.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
|
Area 51--
Not Alien to
Conspiracy Theories.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
|
Cats Know Code.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Racism Has No Color.
of 55 votes, 31% like it
|
NOBEL PRIZE WINNER
(maybe one day)
of 79 votes, 15% like it
|
Life--Linear.
Creativity.......Not So Much.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
|
|
Don't Just Bee
Kumputor Litterate.
of 70 votes, 10% like it
|
Cats Live In Their
Own Time Zone.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
|
BRAIN:
3 Lbs.100 Billion Cells
Left Logical /Right Creative
of 61 votes, 8% like it
|
|
Twitter--For the
Verbal Voyeur.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
|
Philosopher--A Lawyer
With No Cases.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
|
A Great Slogan
Just Does It.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
|
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Nuanced & Proud of it.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
|
Will Juxtapose
For Cash.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
|
SEXTING: Hard to Start,
Hard to Stop.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
|
|
Hypocrisy--Irony's
Ugly, Older Brother.
of 64 votes, 27% like it
|
In Silicon Valley,
Clouds Reign.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
|
TATTOO?
Think
Before You
Ink.
of 59 votes, 31% like it
|
|
Imagination For Sale:
HIRE MY FIRE.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
|
In the South, Every Day
Is Fry Day.
of 76 votes, 18% like it
|
Does This
((((((((((SLOGAN))))))))))
Make Me Look
Fat?
of 51 votes, 14% like it
|
|
FORTUNE COOKIE MESSAGE:
You Have No New Messages
(Even Here)
of 58 votes, 19% like it
|
Twitter Is My
T-Spot.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
|
Kindle, iPad, & Nook--
Brothers With Different
Mothers.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
|
|
GLOBAL WARMING DENIERS
Will Be Left Out In the Coal.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
|
Every Cloud Has
a Silicon Lining.
of 66 votes, 14% like it
|
Puns--A Way For Words To
Play With Themselves.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Thursday--Thor's Favorite
Day to Get Hammered.
of 70 votes, 24% like it
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As the Geographer Said:
"I'd 'Where' it."
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Truth Shouldn't Whisper.
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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Mantras Mask Mistakes
Mantras Mask Mistakes
Mantras Mask ...
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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WORDS:
The Internet
For Ideas.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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Taste Makes Waist.
of 78 votes, 12% like it
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I Remember When
the "L" Word Was
Librarian.
of 74 votes, 16% like it
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Have Your People
Tweet My People.
of 79 votes, 34% like it
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE:
May We Always Be Awash
In His Words.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Homophobes Are a
Queer Bunch.
of 72 votes, 21% like it
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Ninja Zombies
Quickly Get
a Head.
of 79 votes, 14% like it
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ASTROLOGY: lots of
Taurus (bull) & a little
Pisces (fishy)
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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IMAGE CONSULTANT:
You Look Great.
of 75 votes, 15% like it
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Most Diets Are Just
Food For Thought.
of 76 votes, 17% like it
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It's Counterintuitive
To Be Counterintuitive.
of 72 votes, 19% like it
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Anonymous--Unknown's
Famous Older Brother.
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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If You Must Cry,
Cry In the Rain.
of 68 votes, 29% like it
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Glad to Meet You.
I'm Crowdsourcing.
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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Generic Friday.
of 75 votes, 20% like it
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TECHNOLOGY: Plumbing For the Water of Words & Ideas.
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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Artists Are Dyeing
For Color.
of 71 votes, 24% like it
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All Love Is Beta.
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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Put Your Mojo on Twitter
& Your Swagger on Facebook.
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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Excuse Me.
I'm Trending.
of 72 votes, 22% like it
|
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What Happens in Twitter DM
Stays in Twitter DM.
of 84 votes, 8% like it
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WiingNuts Need
a Screw.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
|
You Can't BEAT
a Great ConunDRUM.
of 79 votes, 20% like it
|
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Poets Juggle Babies, Black Holes & Genocide Before Breakfast.
of 60 votes, 23% like it
|
Gangs Happen
When Families Don't.
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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Earth Tourist.
of 95 votes, 39% like it
|
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Zombies Also Eat
Slang, Dude.
of 60 votes, 5% like it
|
There Is No
{SPOILER ALERT}
For Life.
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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MONSTERS: Vampires, Zombies, Werewolves, & Texting Drivers.
of 69 votes, 16% like it
|
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T-SHIRT JAZZ-slow wind riff
smooth slick dawn dust blue
drift
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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My Muse Wants
20%.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I Can Be Profound
..............Tomorrow.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Art--Life's Parachute.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Writing To Fill a Niche--
Not a Ditch.
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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Not a Poser--a Juxtaposer.
of 72 votes, 26% like it
|
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I Specialize In Warm, Cuddly, Soft, Subtle, Sarcasm.
of 70 votes, 29% like it
|
Life--Mostly Spent Between
Eureka and Oops.
of 76 votes, 28% like it
|
Poetry Is So Full Because
It Leaves Out So Much.
of 69 votes, 10% like it
|
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Poetry Is Bigger than April--
It's Metaphors for Millennia.
of 76 votes, 5% like it
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Chicago--N.Y. with a Personality & Better Pizza.
of 75 votes, 12% like it
|
A Critic Is a Juggler
With No Balls.
of 81 votes, 20% like it
|
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Slogans Are Better
than slow guns.
of 94 votes, 22% like it
|
Zombies Are the
Shadows of Shadows.
of 69 votes, 12% like it
|
Placebos Work
Because
They Don't.
of 76 votes, 36% like it
|
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Twitter:
Where Serendipity
Meets Karma
of 64 votes, 13% like it
|
{The Perfect Slogan}
A Good Buy
Not A Good-Bye
of 79 votes, 9% like it
|
Jump a Genre--
Kindle Some Strange.
of 68 votes, 10% like it
|
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Twitter - American Idle.
of 76 votes, 18% like it
|
A Quiet Cat Knows.
of 78 votes, 19% like it
|
Artists Eat Rainbows
& Drink Dreams
of 65 votes, 20% like it
|
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Today Computer Clouds Reign
of 67 votes, 16% like it
|
Metaphors Make Us Magical.
of 77 votes, 23% like it
|
Ban Censorship.
of 76 votes, 32% like it
|
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Sudoku Nein"
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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