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happywok11
happywok11 aka Mike is a 24.04 year old boy, has been a member since March 2, 2005, has scored 2375 submissions, giving an average score of 1.67.
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  Oct 18 '05 by happywok11        9 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Kangaroos!
Kangaroos are not real. Seriously, an animal with a pouch that boxes and hops from place to place? No I don't think so. Kangaroos are actually robots that are designed to amaze stupid tourists. Also while we are on the subject of things that don't exist, Australia is a mythical place. It is really a tourist attraction located in the American desert. No don't go into the bush, you'll die! What a crock, you'll actually end up in Sedona, AZ.

d3d
   d3d on Oct 18 '05 at 12:40am
tell that to my my next door neighbour who just last week destroyed his motorbike and almost broke his neck running into one of those robots.
they don't really box though, the hands are just trying to grab your shoulders so they can disembowel you with their hind feet. and koalas, wombats, numbats, wallabies, etc. all have pouches too. for some reason though no one talks about them. the wombat's pouch actually points backwards so it doesn't fill with dirt as she digs her burrow.
and every koala has 4 thumbs and 6 fingers.
and the platypus is venomous.
kevindujour
   kevindujour on Oct 18 '05 at 12:42am
Australia is VERY real. You just have to know the way. Second star to the right, and straight on til morning.
karena@magicjelly
   karena@magicjelly on Oct 18 '05 at 2:42am
Wombats are BIG too! I saw a dead one on the side of the road (poor thing!) & it was the size of a big dog!

The most roos I've ever seen were in Canberra...we came out of a bowling alley & there was a family of them grazing on an island in the middle of the road! You've got to go into the hills to see them here. I saw a family of emus out for an evening stroll when I was camping once...& a friend of mine used to have brush tail possums in the tree next to his balcony & we used to feed them bananas...so cute!

I've also seen koalas & yellow-footed wallabies in the wild...as well as various snakes & lizards...in fact the cat brought a gecko in last night & it disappeared between the floorboards when we tried to rescue it.
Dr_Manhattan
Dr_Manhattan on Oct 18 '05 at 3:09am
Don't forget carpet pythons, hunstmans, redbacks, funnel webs, and so on...
d3d
   d3d on Oct 18 '05 at 3:32am
taipans, king browns, red bellied blacks, tigersnakes, box jellyfish, drop bears, bunyips, yowies.............
karena@magicjelly
   karena@magicjelly on Oct 18 '05 at 3:40am
Let's not forget John Howard...eek!
d3d
   d3d on Oct 18 '05 at 3:48am
john howard's pouch also faces backwards
taz-pie
taz-pie on Oct 18 '05 at 6:54am
d3d, at 3:48am on Oct 18, 2005
john howard's pouch also faces backwards

man i have been laughing out loud for like, 3 mins now.
happywok11
happywok11 on Oct 18 '05 at 9:24am
I second that!
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