wokeupsleepy
aka Tom Fang is 21.3 years old, has been a member since May 19, 2009, has scored 122 submissions, giving an average score of 3.25, helping 0 designs get printed.
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I make stuff happen with science.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Able to take about everything in general, nothing in particular
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Blasters don't kill people, lasers do.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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No one dies, they just faint Pokemon-style.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Homework sucks.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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My Sims have better lives than I do...
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt isn't made of threads, it's made of awesome.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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This should hide my nakedness. Too bad it's not long enough.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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How do I turn off this candle?
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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My ice cream is melting... it must be defective.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Awkward zone... initiated!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Body count of one always equals a chick flick.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I haven't leveled up yet...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Science has too many big words.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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My ice cream is defective... it's melting.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Fire cleans everything.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Shirts cover your nakedness.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'd totally pull off a bank heist if it weren't illegal.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Sushi: Making fish tastier one roll at a time.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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So nerdy it's not cool anymore
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I don't want you to die, I just want you to live a painful life.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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What if I like chopped liver?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Falling down stairs is easy. Falling up them takes talent.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Dislike: (noun) Hate, just kinder
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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The Internet: Now you never have to leave home.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Children are bothersome creatures best left alone.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Death - Curing life since the beginning of time.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Shirt (Item - Armor): -25 to Nakedness
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Spiky Hair (Item - Helmet): +10 vs. Anime Bad Guys, +15 to BADASS
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Fire: One fun way of taking care of paperwork.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Professional coach potato
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a space pirate! Lead me to your alien booty!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I just asked my computer if he was okay.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I'm fighting on half hitpoints!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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If you have to get up to do something, don't bother.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Cake is good in any situation.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Cookie in exchange for everlasting LOVE!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I'm afraid of spiders.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Mushrooms are better than mushroom clouds.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Children are more dangerous than Zombie Vampire Alien Ninjas.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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You'd laugh if this shirt was more clever.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Foreplay is more fun than wordplay.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt makes an obscure Internet reference.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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This shirt is devoid of meaning. You wasted your time reading it.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of other stuff.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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You catch more flies with honey, but why would you want flies?
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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'Your Mom' jokes make orphans sad.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Magic makes everything awesome-er.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Who needs clothes when you can be nude?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Sushi: Making fish tasty one roll at a time.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
パンダゎ可&
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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100% pure awesome.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Being short allows for easier face-female-mammary-gland contact.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Dial-up Internet is old-school.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Don't mind me. I'm invisible.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Forget school, I'm marrying someone rich.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Hair is decoration for your head.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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I enjoyed it ironically.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I give up. It's hard to be funny.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I have no other car. I'm poor.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I love meeting new people, as long as they're hot.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I m a lolcatz. Cheezburgar plz.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'd pull off a bank heist if I didn't think I'd get caught.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm afraid your ignorance is taking a change for the worse.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm disappointed spam mail isn't as tasty as Spam Ham.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm no good with crying girls. Please by happy!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Kool-Aid Man is the main cause of property damage.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Languish in your mediocrity.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My defective ice cream is melting.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My tummy is happy now!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Science + Magic = Steampunk
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Seedless grapes > Seeded grapes
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Sometimes... it gets messy.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Sun > Vampires
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The difficulty curve on life is too hard.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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This is as useful as the appendix.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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You snooze, you lose, except in a sleeping contest.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Your orifice is a revolving door, both an entrance and an exit.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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[fill in the blank] aren't people, they're MONSTERS!!!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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