Kenno1981
aka Ken Leslie is 28.26 years old, has been a member since March 1, 2005, has scored 361 submissions, giving an average score of 3.28.
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I look gift horses right in the mouth.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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There's a fine line between flamboyant and unacceptable.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If you had lasers for eyes, you'd be killing me.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Cups of tea aren't really my cup of tea.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Emo - poetry = mime
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I don't know you from Adam, unless you are Adam.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I was like, totally cool in the 90s, man.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If you don't think pirates are cool, you're an idiot.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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If you squint and turn your head, I look like someone famous.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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In case of Vampiric emergency, insert wooden stake here.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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My psychic powers tell me you're looking at me.
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth unless there's a gift in it.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Take a teaspoon of cement and Harden Up!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Time travel doesn't exist because I haven't told me about it yet.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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When I grow up I wanna be an astronaut or get a boring office job
of 52 votes, 37% like it
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Zombies love Mensa.
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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