AA graduate
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Aliens probe me at night
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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attention fading..
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Beaver pounder
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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beer bellies make great tables
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Big boobs are good for: Pillows, airbags, and flotation devices
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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boys are my toys
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Breaking bad habits by replacing them with new ones
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Burninating the peasants
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Can you move, your causing an eclipse
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Colorblind.. It's like watching a 20's movie all the time..
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Cut me open and you'll find half coffee half hemoglobin
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Did you know reading this will give you herpes?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Do you like what you see, or do I need to walk by again?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Dyslexics pray to Dog.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Faster then a speeding snail
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Fly like a butterfly sting like a radioactive bee
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Fun just went out the window, why don't you chase after it?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Goth: Poe says you're doing it wrong.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Guess where I can fit a football..
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Half-assing everything
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Hey, I found the missing link!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I become more awesome every second.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I have a very short attention sp..oh look a squirrel!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I have x-ray vision and I see your boobies!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I loan kisses
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I R SMRT!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I saw a blind man at a peep show
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I see London, I see France, I see someones underpants!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I see my next victim
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I smell noob
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I wish there was a reset button for life
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I woke up today and life punched me in the face.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I'm an underwear model, want to see?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not really here, you're just insane.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm out of my mind..Be right back...
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm so perfect they made this shirt for me
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm what lives under your bed...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I've been abducted
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I've been bad, will you spank me?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I've got you now my pretty.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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If you are reading this they have escaped, call 911
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If you like this you should see what it says on my underwear
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If you say OMG, I'll kill you
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If you're so perfect, why is your third leg so short?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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In the beginning there was ME
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Intelligent sphincter
(it means smart ass :P)
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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It's an omen
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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It's my unbirthday
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It's ok to take off your shirt, I'm an artist
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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It's sad I have to hide all this sexy under a shirt
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Lets make babies
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Live life like you're going to die tomorrow
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Live life like your going to die tomorrow.
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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Love me, for I am sexy
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Meat is for the man, leave the bones for the dog
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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My lips hurt, kiss it and make it feel better?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My parents didn't use a condom
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My plan worked perfectly..
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Other uses for this shirt: bandage, rag, toilet paper
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Panty inspector
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Pet me.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Poor mans tuxedo
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Rocky mountain oysters is a horrible trick....
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Rub me and I'll grant you three wishes
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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sack of meat
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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School is cruel and unusual punishment
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Sex is taboo but that's how we all got here!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Speeling be champian!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Tail chaser
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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That's not a banana in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The bigger they are the harder they fall, you'd make a crater
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun, it revolves around me
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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The eyes, they're everywhere!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The meaning of life is.....
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Tough as nails and sweet as sugar
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Trying to give a damn
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Want to pet my beaver?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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War is mans greed physically embodied
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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We already pay for water, air is next.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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What can I get for $5?
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Whats your sign?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Would you like a doughnut?(then you punch them,ask doughnut hurt?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You are getting sleepy..
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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You look like you got dressed with your eyes closed
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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You think this looks nice on me, you should see my birthday suit
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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You were much cuter last night
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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You're a homo....sapien
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Your face is a fail
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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